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Green hats everywhere

March 17, 2014 15:20:06 Posted at March 17, 2014 15:20:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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St Patrick’s Day. You’re probably drunk already, aren’t you? That’s not how the royals do it though. Check out Prince William and his Catherine at the parade of the Irish Guards today. She presented shamrock sprigs to the officers in a green coat and matching hat. You know how I feel about a green hat. Full Story

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Royal Girl Sh-t

March 14, 2014 15:21:39 Posted at March 14, 2014 15:21:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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There’s a story that showed up on US Weekly about how Princess Catherine is dealing with Hot Harry’s reportedly imminent engagement. According to a royal biographer: "Kate and Cressida aren't a natural fit, left to their own devices. Full Story

Keep getting familiar with Hot Harry & Cressida

March 10, 2014 14:36:20 Posted at March 10, 2014 14:36:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Rex Features via AP Images, Chris Lee - RFU/ Getty

Last week it was WE Day. They sat in the audience together and made it very clear how close they are. And tactile. Click here for a refresher. Yesterday Harry took Cressida to a rugby match. So another public appearance and she’s looking up at him adoringly and we’re getting acclimated now to the fact that they're out there, in the open, increasingly comfortable in the open, because, if the reports are to be believed, they’ll be official soon – a new royal engagement to distract us. Full Story

The Prince and the Clooney Girl

February 27, 2014 20:38:05 Posted at February 27, 2014 20:38:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Have you read the delicious piece on Wendi Deng in the current issue of Vanity Fair? Apart from some casual racism thrown in here and there – all class, Vanity Fair! – it’s what you wanted from the magazine on Gwyneth Paltrow, instead of a sanitised love letter from the editor to my G. Full Story

Serenity’s affection

February 21, 2014 14:30:35 Posted at February 21, 2014 14:30:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Julian Finney/ Pascal Le Segretain/ Getty

Check out the cover of German magazine Bunte. I don’t think we’ve ever seen pictures of her looking so happy. And affectionate.  Full Story

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Princess Catherine’s Blue Valentine

February 14, 2014 15:12:38 Posted at February 14, 2014 15:12:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Chris Jackson/ Getty

Katy Cambridge made an official appearance today at the opening of the ICAP Art Room in Ealing, England today. She did not wear red. Are you wearing red today? I am not wearing red. I am wearing a black sweatshirt with the neck cut out and a pink set of headphones on the front. I own as many sweatshirts as I do socks – a lot. Full Story

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Will, Harry, and Jackie

February 13, 2014 16:59:58 Posted at February 13, 2014 16:59:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Princes William and Harry attended the Illegal Wildlife Trade Conference in London today along with their father Prince Charles. Weren’t they juuuust boar hunting a few days ago? There is a rational explanation I’m sure that makes sense, of course, of course, of course. I’m just saying the timing and all that…it’s not a good look. Full Story

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Princess Catherine at the Portrait Gala

February 11, 2014 21:46:54 Posted at February 11, 2014 21:46:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It’s her first official royal engagement of the year. Princess Catherine was at the National Portrait Gallery tonight for the Portrait Gala. And she spoke too. We don’t hear from Kate very often so when she does talk I guess it’s news. Apparently she stumbled slightly at the end of her remarks and put her hand to her chest, perhaps to make sure that necklace is securely fastened. Full Story

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Cherry Picking Privacy: The Royal Edition

February 5, 2014 15:43:50 Posted at February 5, 2014 15:43:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cherry Picking Privacy is how I’ve been describing it for a while. It’s the celebrity approach to privacy, as illustrated most recently by Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard, who are calling for a boycott on pap photos of celebrity children, and the publications that purchase them, but who also intimated that if it’s the parents’ “choice” to see baby photos to magazines – or laundry detergents – that’s totally OK. Full Story

Tuesday, February 4, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

The new cover of HELLO! features Princess Catherine holding the future king on their way to Mustique, his very first holiday. Little George is 8 months old. So then I started thinking about Little G is growing up in social media generation. He’s growing up in the wake of the Justin Bieber era. Whatever the Instagram will be in 10 years, will Will and Kate be able to restrict him from using it? Can you imagine if Rich Kids of Instagram included a future monarch? The immediate reaction would be no way, that would never happen. That the royal family will resist. But then again, can they? For how long can they resist?

Prince George is probably the most privileged boy in the world. He could have anything. He could be anything. Except…a pop star.  Read Full Intro

Mia Grace Tindall. Indeed.

January 23, 2014 17:20:31 Posted at January 23, 2014 17:20:31
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Okay, are you ready to be blown away? Zara Phillips and husband Mike Tindall announced their baby name. It’s a little girl named Mia Grace... …really? There is nothing wrong with this name at all.  Mia is rising in popularity, which isn’t a surprise because it slides down the chain from Maddie through Maya . Full Story

Boss Charles

January 23, 2014 15:32:34 Posted at January 23, 2014 15:32:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Charles in charge? Possible title. Also, King Charles takes control. Sure. How about Charles the megalomaniac? It's been reported by the Daily Beast that Prince Charles is making moves as the royal family begins transitioning leadership. The Queen has apparently agreed to have her communications folded into Charles public relations team. Full Story

Hot Harry is really good at sh-tters

January 21, 2014 15:33:52 Posted at January 21, 2014 15:33:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Prince Harry welcomed home the Walking With The Wounded South Pole participants today in London. As you can see, his trek beard is gone. Not even a prince can avoid looking pale and pasty this time of year. It also wasn’t his best hair day. But Cressie doesn’t mind. Harry and Cressie are good. Full Story

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Will’s first day at school

January 7, 2014 16:53:25 Posted at January 7, 2014 16:53:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It was announced last week that Prince William would be going back to school. He’s studying agriculture management at Cambridge, a 10 week custom program because …he wants to be a farmer? Please. He’s bossing around farmers. Since he’s inheriting all this land he has to know how it grows, I guess. Full Story

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