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Hot Harry in a hoodie

June 1, 2015 13:21:28 Posted at June 1, 2015 13:21:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Prince Harry and Prince William (am I allowed to put Harry before his brother?) played in the Audi Polo Challenge yesterday in Ascot wearing the sh-t out of their white pants. Look at that string around his neck while he’s checking his phone. God, he’s such a 2006 frat bro sometimes, it kills me. Full Story

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Hot Harry on a Horse meets his niece

May 25, 2015 15:15:55 Posted at May 25, 2015 15:15:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Multiple outlets are reporting that Prince Harry went to visit the Cambridges this weekend to meet his niece, Charlotte. Great. More importantly, he played polo on Sunday. Ginger and green is a great combination. As is Hot Harry and a horse. And the white pants. Also, Harry’s competition face. Full Story

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A gift for Charlotte

May 20, 2015 16:44:01 Posted at May 20, 2015 16:44:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Prince William was out today in England meeting with the English Women’s football team in advance of the FIFA Women’s World Cup which is happening next month in Canada. GO CANADA! The players presented him with a baby jersey for Princess Charlotte. And apparently they talked to him about how it’s all going at home with a newborn and a two year old. Full Story

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Royal Scamp in New Zealand

May 15, 2015 15:17:34 Posted at May 15, 2015 15:17:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Phil Walter/ Chris Jackson/ Pool/ Getty Images

THIS. This is why Harry was voted the Most Popular Royal last year ahead of even his granny, the Queen. And this is what sets him apart from his brother and his sister-in-law…who’ve either forgotten spontaneity or have been asked to bury it in themselves. Because wherever Harry goes, despite the fact that Vegas is well behind him now, you never know when he’ll take it off-script. Full Story

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Harry does the Haka

May 13, 2015 13:56:09 Posted at May 13, 2015 13:56:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Martin Hunter/ Chris Jackson/ Pool/ Hagen Hopkins/ Getty Images

Prince Harry continues to charm New Zealand. With cupcakes! And haka! Hot Harry performed with the New Zealand Defence Force today and, bless him, he tried. He tried to release. He really did try to exorcise the repressed white guy and unleash the warrior inside. I can’t stop watching this. I can’t stop reading his eyes, the self-consciousness, and the endearing effort he’s making to be one with the team while wondering whether or not, if he contorts his face too expressively, the photos are going to irritate his grandmother. Full Story

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Hot Harry is ready for babies

May 11, 2015 18:04:57 Posted at May 11, 2015 18:04:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Prince Harry spent the weekend touring New Zealand. As usual, he was delightful – with everyone, from adults to children to even old lizards. Harry also gave an interview and, seeing as how his princess niece has just arrived, he was asked about whether or not he wants kids…and when. Well, right now. Full Story

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No tears!

May 11, 2015 16:37:54 Posted at May 11, 2015 16:37:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The Monaco twins, Jacques and Gabriella, were baptised this weekend. In Dior, obviously. Apparently Serene Charlene oversaw all the details of the ceremony including exact specifications for the twins’ outfits and the readings. It’s estimated that 700 people were at the cathedral for the event and thousands were outside to celebrate, watching the live broadcast on large screens. Full Story

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Hot Harry’s Australian proposal

May 7, 2015 15:11:10 Posted at May 7, 2015 15:11:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Just to be clear, he was proposed to. He didn’t propose. Prince Harry met with the public today in Sydney at the end of his secondment with the Australian army. At one point, a 21 year old woman with a MARRY ME sign clutched onto him and managed to get off a kiss. But it wasn’t just the young ladies who went into Harry hysteria. Full Story

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Charlotte Elizabeth Diana Zzzzz

May 4, 2015 15:03:02 Posted at May 4, 2015 15:03:02
Duana Posted by Duana
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Right? In case you didn’t know. There have been rumours all week, and my friend L even indicated that her secret sources said it was going to be Charlotte all the way back mid-last week. But I didn’t want to think that it was true until, you know, now. I am disappointed. I am frustrated. Full Story

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Kate's courtesy

April 28, 2015 20:04:17 Posted at April 28, 2015 20:04:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Princess Catherine was photographed today at Buckingham Palace. Click here to see the pictures. She's driving. Big G is in the backseat. They were going to great granny's for a swim in her pool. And she's a few days past her due date. Full Story

Monday, April 27, 2015
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I keep calling it the Mary Lindo. That’s the Lindo Wing at St Mary’s Hospital in London where Princess Catherine will give birth to Big G’s sibling. And where press and royal TwiHards have been gathered for days. It could be any time now. Which is why I was happy to get out of the country before it happened. Because apparently as soon as the child is born, every nutter from all over the kingdom pilgrims over to the capital to celebrate, clogging up an already busy city. My friend Omid hilariously clarified that, “Even the medium crazies will be coming”. I’ve interviewed a full crazy. Her entire house, wall to wall, was jammed with royal memorabilia. You know, like the plates with the Queen’s face on them? Then she built a separate add-on dedicated to all her Diana items.  Read Full Intro

Prince Harry’s weekend off

April 27, 2015 14:52:38 Posted at April 27, 2015 14:52:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Hot Prince Harry has been in Australia the last few weeks on secondment with the military. He took a leave this weekend however and joined his father in Turkey to commemorate the centenary of the WWI Gallipoli campaign on Saturday. On Sunday he was home in London for the London Marathon, meeting racers at the finish line and spending time with volunteers. Full Story

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Emma Watson at 25

April 22, 2015 15:29:18 Posted at April 22, 2015 15:29:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Emma Watson just turned 25 last week. She was in New York last night at the TIME 100 event celebrating the list of most influential people, an acknowledgment of her work with the United Nations, crusading for gender equality. I mean it was almost too much to hope for, you know? That she would play Hermione and then grow up and not only not disappoint but also be so… Hermione. Full Story

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Serenity in springtime

April 7, 2015 20:01:21 Posted at April 7, 2015 20:01:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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PALAIS PRINCIER/ Crystal/ Splash News

Prince Albert and Princess Charlene of Monaco stepped out today for an awards ceremony. They were also out last week to observe Good Friday. Last week she was supposed to accompany Albert at royal dinner but was apparently down with a cold. And they say she’s been keeping a lower profile to look after the twins. Full Story

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