Rumey’s Family, Rumey’s Man

August 21, 2008 07:19:00 Posted at August 21, 2008 07:19:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night at the LA premiere of The House Bunny, Rumer Willis’s entire family showed up in support. Yet another occasion illustrating how Demi and Bruce have turned divorce into harmony. Even this blogger bitch from hell can appreciate that.

Love that everyone allowed my Rumey to have her spotlight. Love that Demi, Ashton, and Bruce all disappeared from the cameras as quickly as possible and stayed for the screening. Love that Tallulah Belle Willis will be rivalling Lourdes Leon as The Next. Tallulah is 3 years older but unlike that old hag Ali Lohan, TB is taking her time. TB and Lourdes will fully emerge together. I am waiting.

But for now, it’s all about the Rumey. She tried so hard last night at her first major splash, won’t you be nice? She overdressed just a little, her angles are looking better and better, and her angles have helped her bag a new man! His name is Micah Alberti. On the wee side but not a bad looking fellow. Has piddled around in a number of guest-starring appearances on television. Like I keep saying – my Rumer is MUCH more attractive in person. Even cute in person. Cute enough for a cute boyfriend. Or at least an opportunistic one.

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

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