She’s just not photogenic

June 22, 2009 11:53:19 Posted at June 22, 2009 11:53:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you find this hard to believe – that in person Rumer Willis might actually be cute. I get it. Her photos, some of her photos are hideous.

But there are people who are just hideously UNphotogenic. I know this because I am one of them.

My colleague Tanya Kim cannot take a bad photo. I on the other hand can only take bad photos. This point was driven home recently when our publicity team reviewed my press shots. They’re a few years old. And I’ve mentioned several times to our publicist that my old pictures suck but they kept chalking it up to Lainey’s usual dramatics.

And then one day they needed to find an image for a press release. So they opened up the file and started throwing up. No. Really. It was shocking.

At one point, five publicists were gathered in an office gawping over my ugliness. One person said she wanted to vomit. Another wondered why I looked like I had bat arms. All of them were embarrassed for me. They are now known as the “before photos”.

Can you imagine?

My press photos were “before photos”.

New ones have since been arranged. They are better, and artfully styled, and everything is beautiful, but I still look f-cked up and awkward. Rumey and I have this in common.

But I am telling you, seeing her live is a totally different story. And it’s not just me. All of us who saw her last night were in agreement. And many of you who’ve seen her around Toronto this weekend say the same. She’s attractive. Her features are much less exaggerated. She’s striking. Rumer Willis is pretty cute.


I know you’ll still walk away shaking your head in disbelief. I can’t change this.

I promise you though, if you ever met her, you’d think differently.

What’s Rumer like?

Am told very sweet, very polite, chainsmokes, and not sure how she tolerated that dumbass Audrina Patridge. Also, Rumer has a great body. Hot ass.

Photos from PUNKD Images and

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