My Rumey’s Red Lips

March 14, 2008 10:05:00 Posted at March 14, 2008 10:05:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This won’t make you believe she’s cuter in person but for what it’s worth…I like her look. Better this than a country hick weave with acrylics and a French manicure a la Carrie Underwood. I’ll take this every day.

Still… Rumey admittedly isn’t rockin’ her best angles in a few of these shots.

Here she is at Marc Jacobs yesterday doing a little shopping where she used to work. Many people who used to go in the store way back, before she decided to try to become famous for nothing, will tell you that seeing her in the flesh makes all the difference. The photos though…yeah the photos don’t help.

Am all over the dark hair and the red lips. Love the red lips. Love the sunglasses. Love the dress. Really, really love the bag. And you’ve heard she recently added Three Whiskers Orly Bloom to her growing list of accomplishments, right?

Not that I doubt its truthiness because I totally believe they hooked up, but the question is – how does it always get out? Every time Rumey scores an eligible bachelor, somehow it always leaks…

Because Rumer spreads rumours?

She learns from the best.

Oh and PS Ashton Kutcher: Without the paps, where the f&ck would your stepdaughter’s career be???

Dumbass loser.

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