Oh Rumey. With the short hair it’s at least not generic. With the long locks – well, suffice to say, unfortunate is an understatement. But hey – my girl somehow famewhored herself back on to People online. Am so proud.

Here’s Rumer Willis showing off some new extensions last night just before the holidays and a short month before her turn as Miss Golden Globe. Can’t wait to see what she wears.

Am excited. Don’t lie. You are too. If only to cut her to pieces.

People.com