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Red Rumey & Her Sister

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2007 07:55:01 November 29, 2007 07:55:01

Like clockwork. It’s been about 2 weeks since my Rumey’s last sighting – announced as this year’s Miss Golden Globe. Which is why she showed up yesterday for photographers shopping with baby sister Tallulah, said by some to be the most attractive Willis/Moore progeny. It’s not Rumer’s best face forward, is it? No… the angles. Full Story

The Golden Rumey!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2007 00:00:00 November 14, 2007 00:00:00

My Rumey is 2008 Miss Golden Globe! My Rumey is arriving! PS. Was Kate Hudson ever a Miss GG? I think so yes…non? source  Full Story

Rumey Bounces Back!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2007 00:00:00 November 8, 2007 00:00:00

After a few frizzy blonde disastrous sightings, my Rumey has bounced back nicely, looking … not bad… at the DKNY event last night in a simple black dress underneath a gorgeous tuxedo jacket. Rumer gets invited to another red carpet! Yay! As my friend Duana asserted last week, with her forehead exposed to balance out her jaw, Rumer really isn’t so offensive. Full Story

Good News… Bad News

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2007 15:30:52 November 1, 2007 15:30:52

Earlier this week, Rumer Willis talked about being famous and opened a can of sh-t all over her own ass. The good news – Rumer has landed another post on Us Weekly’s website. The bad news – the post is poll asking visitors whether or not Rumer constitutes “famous”. Full Story

So Proud

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2007 00:00:00 October 30, 2007 00:00:00

My Rumer has been featured yet again in an articled posted on It’s the second time in 5 weeks and this time, she didn’t have to bleach her head. So.Proud. Rumey instead achieved the honour by dishing on fame, her famous parents, her famous family, and how she is handling her newfound popularity as a “gossip-blog fixture”, a moniker bestowed by the magazine and one she probably cherishes more than anything else. Full Story

Rumer: bad angles at Halloween

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2007 00:00:00 October 29, 2007 00:00:00

Not everyone is born looking like Christy Turlington. Some are cursed by the Celebrity Baby Theory: two hot famous parents resulting in not so hot spawn… Rumer Willis, unfortunately, has been afflicted by this cruel twist of fame but instead of wallowing in self pity, my plucky Rumey has astutely learned to use it to her advantage. Full Story

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Ugly on Purpose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2007 09:50:59 October 19, 2007 09:50:59

It’s been about two weeks, hasn’t? Since my Rumer’s made a blip on the gossip radar? Sounds about right. Which is why she showed up at some event last night looking like THIS. Like all the ugly atoms in her body migrated to her head and exploded in her hair. I mean I know I’m in the minority, I know most of you would believe this is the spawn of Donatella Versace… But my Rumey’s look is distinctive. Full Story

Thinnification Update – Rumer Willis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 07:19:14 October 5, 2007 07:19:14

Almost there… now just the tits have to go and she’ll be a proper stick insect with heaps of attention paid to her body on the cover of countless magazines. Demi Moore must be so proud. Check it out – my Rumer leaving the Neil George salon after a touch up. I do love the hair. The hair looks amazing. Full Story

My Rumer Goes Blonde!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2007 07:12:09 September 28, 2007 07:12:09

My favourite make-a-star Rumer Willis bleached her head. Me likey…but with conditions. Obviously not when it’s fried up and sh-t, obviously not her best look. But smoothed down and short? From certain angles with good lighting… Totally works for me. Here’s Rumer at the James Perse store opening last night in LA. Full Story

The Stomach Strategy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2007 12:25:58 August 28, 2007 12:25:58

My girl Rumer is workin’ it hard… and using a simple but effective strategy to achieve paparazzi favourtism without resorting to whoring out her hoo hoo, though it’s probably only a matter of time. Photo after photo these days show Rumer with her flat stomach exposed – an attempt obviously to join ranks with the flossy flossy hot sexy crowd but also to document her continuing thinnification. Full Story

Learning her Angles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2007 14:39:36 August 23, 2007 14:39:36

I"m telling you... she’s cute. Only from a side view but still. Few are born with a perfect face like Liv Tyler. My Rumer is making the best of what little she received. And in doing so, with the quirky cut accentuating her pretty eyes and a rather attractive nose…well… we’ve seen worse, non? Besides, now that she is learning her angles, call me Cruise but I actually like looking at Rumer Willis. Full Story