Shelfy Comes Home: the Countdown
Favourite, favourite smutty story of the day!!!
So Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has been in England ruining a new movie. Her Pippy boyfriend meanwhile is hanging back in LA – the other night he hit up Villa and arrived within minutes of Kate Hudson and left within minutes of her too! As you would expect, the rumour mongering is started to swell, especially since the two reportedly shared one night of naughtiness right after he split from Cammie D.
Star Magazine is saying that something definitely happened. But Star Magazine is always bollocks. Which means the opposite is probably true. Nothing is going on.
Still… given that Shelfy is all about the media play, bet your boob job she’s hitting the roof. And is balls deep in discussion with her publicist about a little “reassuring” photo op that will cast aside any doubts.
How long before Pip is summoned across the pond? Or how long before Shelfy makes a mad dash home?
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