On December 15th, after Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds announced their split, I wrote the following:
“What if however Justin were to bring Scarlett Johansson (to the Golden Globes)? Different ballgame, non? And Scarjo is single now. And Scarjo and Justin used to deal. Just before he started dealing with Biel. If Scarjo had been more interested in him, Biel may have never happened.
So who’s the most devastated by the Johansson/Reynolds split? Jessica’s about to lose even more weight.”
Yesterday, The National Enquirer posted this:
“(Scarlett) Johansson’s crying on the shoulder of former on-again, off-again hunka-hunka Justin Timberlake about her failed marriage to Ryan Reynolds – and that’s making TimberSnake’s still ring-less girlfriend Jessica Biel CRAZY because she fears Scarlett might try to get Mr. SexyBack BACK!”
Come on now, that’s just lazy.
And probably full of sh-t.
It’s also embarrassing. For Biel. Because if it’s not Justin cheating on her with Olivia Munn, it’s Justin trying to cheat on her with Mila Kunis. Or Justin wanting to leave her for a girl he hasn’t quite been able to get over. The headlines, I mean. These days the headlines always position her in the sucker position. And since he’s going to want to hang with his TSN boys on Sunday at the Globes, clinging off his arm that night isn’t really a great idea either.
I wonder if she watches this video and binge eats.
F-ck. Why can’t he just stick to this? The music…