These wax figures are usually really f-cked up and creepy. Helen Mirren unveiled hers today at Madame Tussaud’s in London and it’s one of the few that doesn’t look sick. She’s also one of the few who looks younger than her likeness. That’s Helen Mirren. When Helen Mirren isn’t talking stupidness out of her ass. Full Story

It’s controversial. We will fight. I know this. But Katy Perry’s Zac Posen was my best. It was cheeky and flattering and looked like nipple pasties with sequins but on her, it was a perfect choice. The detail is exquisite, and well, there’s something about this relationship with Russell Brand. Full Story

Like I said earlier, I’m not interested in a Rihanna who shows up in someone I would wear. Or something you would wear. Why would Rihanna ever wear anything we would wear? This is absurd. And so is judging her style according to the standards of what we would consider wearable. When you look like Rihanna and can work it like Rihanna, it’s a totally different playbook. Full Story

Russell Brand has been going to the gym a lot lately. I see him in his gym clothes and it cracks me up. I mean I can totally see that vain bitch Kellan Lutz at the gym every day tweaking his breasts but Russell Brand, it seems so incongruous. Like, look at him. And his green socks. Not that it’s a bad thing to be healthy, of course not. Full Story

Russell Brand has collected a LOT of Strange along the way. My friend Fiona hates it when her husband Kiu uses this expression. It’s offside, sure. But it totally applies to Brand’s romantic history. One night multiples, many walks of shame… and now he’s found The One. Full Story

Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson share friends. Last week one of those friends celebrated a birthday. So they all went out. It was loud in the club. Katy and Robert probably leaned in close to talk. All of a sudden it was reported that they must be f-cking. Please. As you know, since the VMAs, Katy’s bed has been reserved for Russell Brand. Full Story

It’s official. They’re together. Spotted in London two days ago, Russell Brand and Katy Perry, hooking up after the VMAs and fresh off a romantic trip to Thailand together, both tweeting from their holiday with Katy noting http://twitter.com/katypeRry: After a week in magical Thailand I'm ready 2 face the real world again. Full Story

For Katy Perry. Page Six reports that on Friday night, Katy Petty was spotted at a bar making out with John Mayer. After the MVAs, she and Russell Brand were at a party and ended up going at it in a corner. It’s a like a douchebag buffet in her mouth. Full Story

It’s Chicken Fried Britney, bitch. In NYC with her boys to see Shrek. Don’t ask me which boy because I already told you, I can’t tell them apart. But this is not important. What’s important is… The hair. The hair looks clean and properly styled. Sort of. Nothing found on a horse’s ass. Full Story

F-cking guy gets as much strange as Leonardo DiCaprio. And while Leo relies heavily on looks, with Russell, obviously, it’s all about personality. Because please. Full Story

My shamef-ck is Ed Westwick. For some of you, it’s Russell Brand. Don’t lie. I know. Especially if you’ve read My Booky Wook. Best title ever. And look at him. In London shooting Get Him To The Greek in his amazing exercise outfit skeezing out the world, loving every minute, and collecting a LOT of strange along the way. Full Story

It’s been a while since I’ve indulged you Russell Brand freaks. Who am I to tease? My nighttime dream boyfriend is Eminem. Anyway, Russell is hosting the VMAs again, have you heard? Will he wear his favourite pants? He was in New York this weekend wearing them with a maroon beater and flipflops showing off the most awkward looking body… It’s the way his thighs come together and his calves go out. Full Story

Russell Brand heading to the Laker game on Sunday. F-ck he’s disgusting. Hilariously, nastily disgusting. But why should I judge who you want to shamef-ck? If he is indeed your shamef-ck … giv’er. But never tell. How about Adam Levine? Is he your shamef-ck? For the benefit of those new to the site: I hate Maroon 5. Full Story

And I’m leaving. Russell Brand left LA for Vegas yesterday. He was photographed at the airport with a female companion talking on his cell phone but astutely covering his mouth. Apparently the paps can lipread. Makes sense. Posting about him always elicits quite the response from many of you. On your Freebie Five. Full Story