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Douchebag weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2009 08:42:05 September 15, 2009 08:42:05

For Katy Perry. Page Six reports that on Friday night, Katy Petty was spotted at a bar making out with John Mayer. After the MVAs, she and Russell Brand were at a party and ended up going at it in a corner. It’s a like a douchebag buffet in her mouth. Full Story

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Shocking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2009 18:27:42 August 27, 2009 18:27:42

It’s Chicken Fried Britney, bitch. In NYC with her boys to see Shrek. Don’t ask me which boy because I already told you, I can’t tell them apart. But this is not important. What’s important is… The hair. The hair looks clean and properly styled. Sort of. Nothing found on a horse’s ass. Full Story

How to get Strange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2009 16:39:53 August 10, 2009 16:39:53

My shamef-ck is Ed Westwick. For some of you, it’s Russell Brand. Don’t lie. I know. Especially if you’ve read My Booky Wook. Best title ever. And look at him. In London shooting Get Him To The Greek in his amazing exercise outfit skeezing out the world, loving every minute, and collecting a LOT of strange along the way. Full Story

Brand in the city

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2009 11:29:26 July 20, 2009 11:29:26

It’s been a while since I’ve indulged you Russell Brand freaks. Who am I to tease? My nighttime dream boyfriend is Eminem. Anyway, Russell is hosting the VMAs again, have you heard? Will he wear his favourite pants? He was in New York this weekend wearing them with a maroon beater and flipflops showing off the most awkward looking body… It’s the way his thighs come together and his calves go out. Full Story

Brand and Basketball

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2009 01:23:49 May 18, 2009 01:23:49

Russell Brand heading to the Laker game on Sunday. F-ck he’s disgusting. Hilariously, nastily disgusting. But why should I judge who you want to shamef-ck? If he is indeed your shamef-ck … giv’er. But never tell. How about Adam Levine? Is he your shamef-ck? For the benefit of those new to the site: I hate Maroon 5. Full Story

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He’s here…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2009 06:40:09 May 12, 2009 06:40:09

And I’m leaving. Russell Brand left LA for Vegas yesterday. He was photographed at the airport with a female companion talking on his cell phone but astutely covering his mouth. Apparently the paps can lipread. Makes sense. Posting about him always elicits quite the response from many of you. On your Freebie Five. Full Story

Russell Brand with two

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2009 11:55:32 April 9, 2009 11:55:32

I just… I don’t get it. At all. Russell Brand’s reputation – how does he do it? Would you do it? Two women were photographed exiting Russell’s house this morning, both in bathrobes, realising that their cars were being ticketed by parking attendants. Worst Walk of Shame ever, right? Can you imagine having paps around shooting your morning after a threesome? Russell emerged later on swinging a big dick. Full Story

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Jights & Flipflops

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2009 08:42:33 April 7, 2009 08:42:33

Couple of weeks ago, I posted an article about Russell Brand making out with some girl in Sydney – so many of you loved it, love him. So again, this is Russell Brand in London leaving his home today in his uniform – shiny tight pants and flipflops, a clever scarf wrapped around his waist under a cardigan. Full Story

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Ew for some, not ew for all

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2009 13:47:04 March 19, 2009 13:47:04

Many requests come in for more Russell Brand. Russell Brand in Australia today making out with some girl. Really? Him? Appears to be rather enthusiastic about this kiss. He’s making her laugh. An aphrodisiac in some cases yes. But… he looks better in leggings than I do. This is not a hurdle I could get over. Full Story