Thursday, August 3, 2006
Forgive me. I write this sh*t at all hours of the night, so sometimes I"m a bit forgetful. Turning 33 in a month doesn"t help either. Apologies about omitting the Gosling/McAdams article - you"ll find it down below.
In today"s short issue: a disease for Kevin, Paris romances the Stav, much love for Minnillo manipulation, Brad"s return to hot, et Zizou encore une fois!
July 21, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at July 21, 2006 12:00:00
I asked, you answered, and apparently there IS a silent but not so silent majority of readers who don’t care for ooey gooey McGosling details…particularly the ones in Europe. Which means I’m breaking from the daily Ryan and Rachel sugar at least for a couple of weeks.
So nice to get a non-North American perspective, don’t you think? Interesting that The Notebook barely made an impact across the pond. Full Story
Thursday, July 20, 2006
My husband is NOT a smuthound. He is supportive and he is reasonably affectionate but he has never ever read a full column. He also doesn’t care for the whereabouts of Little Sci, and – horror of horrors – he isn’t at all fascinated by the open door policy of Lindsay Lohan’s lascivious legs.
Today, however, I finally “arrived” in his eyes. And that is because I had the honour of appearing on Off the Record with Michael Landsberg
on TSN – a sports talk show where you get to yell at people for not having the same opinions as you. I’m telling you - letting ‘er rip on national television is such a frickin’ rush.
For the record, Michael Landsberg is a sexy bitch. A sexy bitch with a 20 year old son and many traces of Botox withOUT the botulism. Yes, I asked him point blank. And he answered point blank. No chemical enhancements, just great genes, and isn’t it funny that someone like Eminem has to get his face plumped while a Canadian sports anchor could make Nicole Kidman drool over his forehead? The Goddess works in mysterious ways, non?
My thanks to Michael and the OTR team for the opportunity and to the Fantoo girls for the girly girl sporty tee – a black super cute shirt with a basketball net emblazoned with crystals! Do you love it?
Anyway, I’m going to apologise in advance for keeping this so short. If you dare to, you can blame my mother. I came home from dinner tonight ready to write only to be greeted by 7 of her clucking hen Chinese mahjong buddies who were invited over for a “viewing party”.
Do you remember when you were little, when your mother would make you put on your pink party dress and twirl around for the guests? Cut to me at 32 – standing in the middle of my parents’ living room obliged to tap dance on command for a gaggle of Hong Kong housewives cheered on by the lunatic I call my mother.
It took 90 minutes before I could excuse myself without her freaking out and threatening to curse me with her feng shui blackmail. And that, my fellow gossips, is why I’m exhausted.
I promise a full length issue Thursday night. In the meantime, here are a few brief bits including more ooey gooey McGosling sightings, Lohan observation at the Chateau Marmont, news about Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morrissette, and a teaser exclusive about Hayden Christensen on tomorrow’s eTalk.
July 20, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at July 20, 2006 12:00:00
Again, I’m doing this because your emails indicate you want it. If, however, you are among a silent majority that can’t stand this sugar, please let me know. I’ll stop it just for you.
Oh – and for the benefit of the non-North American readers out there – we are talking about Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling, stars of the Notebook, a movie that inspired frenzied fandom around the world. Full Story
June 30, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at June 30, 2006 12:00:00
I was supposed to report on Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling when I was on eTalk last Monday but Nicole"s wedding took over the entire world and then Star Jones decided to take on Barbara and then Tori decided to take on her mother and well…I totally forgot about them. Which I didn"t think was a big deal but judging by the amount of email I received complaining about it, I now know how many people live and die for any information at all about the cutest bestest couple, like, omigod, ever, in the gossip universe. Full Story
May 11, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at May 11, 2006 12:00:00
OK - it"s an exclusive. I"ve been sitting on this for a couple of weeks, and while I haven"t been able to nail down proof positive, 100% People Magazine level confirmation - I thought I"d throw it to you anyway, give those rabid Notebook fans something to get hysterical about.
You"re familiar with the rumours that they are engaged, right? Well now I"ve heard from multiple sources that they are considering a move to Cali. Full Story
March 22, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at March 22, 2006 12:00:00
Congratulations to Marissa S from Toronto, Canada for correctly predicting 20 out of 24 categories and being the first to send in her ballot among those who had the same score. Marissa wins a $250 gift certificate to Lululemon and has earned the right to select #5 on the Freebie 5, replacing Ritchie"s Patrick Dempsey nomination - thank Goddess. Full Story
February 16, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at February 16, 2006 12:00:00
I’m officially in love with Natalie Portman. I also want to become her. Here in Japan to promote V for Vendetta. Love the ensemble. Love the little body. Love the smile. Wonder if Jake G might want to counter those pesky gay rumours by striking up a romance with Nat. I think they’d look good together. Full Story
January 24, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at January 24, 2006 12:00:00
At the premiere of Derailed in London. A popular Freebie 5 nominee, Clive Owen once had a spot on my list and, if I remember correctly, was displaced for none other than Wentworth Miller who was subsequently removed because my gaydar starting spinning out on control and short circuiting after seeing him in a magazine spread. Full Story