If the idea of a Ryan Lochte reality show confused you when you first heard about it, he's doing press to make it clear this show will be entirely about how stupid he is. Lochte is currently making the rounds, attempting to do interviews, and is evidently such a moron of a guest that it's bringing tv hosts to tears. Full Story

No but seriously, how long before Dum Dum hooks up with Lindsay Lohan or Ebola Paris Hilton? This is Ryan Lochte arriving at LAX today in advance of the premiere of What Would Ryan Lochte Do on E! this weekend. 100% I promise you, this is what Sasha, who is addicted to bad television, will be doing on Sunday. Full Story

Well, it was inevitable: a Ryan Lochte reality show on E! It premieres in April and will feature Dum-Dum preparing for Rio 2016 and managing his clothing line and trying to find love. At 28? Training for another Olympics while getting your dick sucked by former child stars and aspiring actresses? I guess that sets up Season 4 then, non? Lochte sinks at the Olympic trials. Full Story

Ryan Lochte’s brain. It’s a beautiful thing. One of the most beautiful, entertaining things all year... It’s all of it in combination, of course: The grill... The “Jeah”... The “Bro” + “Jeah” equation... The clothing... Full Story

Please click here if you missed the original post on Bradley Cooper movies that sh-t on Asians and Megan Lochte’s racist “comedy sketch”. That, by the way, was her explanation for it -- that she was playing a character and that the “performance” was meant to highlight prejudice. Full Story

Prince Harry and Ryan Lochte both partied in Vegas. At one point they partied together. If I had asked you last week who would come out of the weekend pictured cupping his balls and bent over with his ass crack on display, what would have been your answer? The third in line to the throne or the Grand Poobah of Jeah? While Harry is ensconced at Balmoral waiting on Granny’s judgment, Lochte’s the one on The Today Show being all wholesome and snuggling puppies. Full Story

Prince Harry was in Vegas last night. So was Ryan Lochte. They ended up in a pool together. Easy. I too wish this story would end the way you want it to end -- with Lochte’s legs wrapped around Harry’s waist. Instead, at 3am, Harry jumped in the pool with his pants still on and challenged Lochte to a breast stroke. Full Story

London is looking for its Next. After the excitement of the Royal Wedding, and the Queen’s Jubilee followed by those amazing Olympics, there’s no party on the horizon, nothing to look forward to... Which is why this article Full Story

Ryan Lochte wants to be The Bachelor. Forget Ryan Lochte... Everyone’s trying to set up Robert Pattinson. The strategy when interviewing Robert Pattinson is to ask him how he’s doing. The strategy when interviewing anyone other than Robert Pattinson, women, is to ask them if they would date him. Full Story

Ryan Lochte attended the premiere of The Expendables 2 last night in Hollywood. But not before shopping at Ralph Lauren on Rodeo Drive. Hollywood is his playground now.  As you know, LA Lochte is doing 90210 and wants to be considering for Dancing and The Bachelor. According to the photo agency, this dude he’s posing with is someone called Chris Harrison. Full Story

Ryan Lochte arrived in LA last night presumably to start work on his guest role on 90210 and also to take meetings for a variety of Dancing Bachelor reality shows he’s trying to be a part of. Hollywood Lochte!  A proper LA boy now! How long before that pose-harding famewhore AnnaLynne McCord attaches herself to him? Let me put my hand in your face but not in a rude way to interrupt you when you say - she wouldn’t go for Ryan! She has a boyfriend now! Dominic Purcell. Full Story

Michael Phelps’s new ads for Louis Vuitton, photographed by Annie Leibovitz, were released this week. Look at him in that suit with his hair all styled up. Aaaaand... I still prefer him in the pool. Just in the pool. Not talking, not mixing up his Asians Full Story

As you know, I’ve been obsessed this week with Jean Claude Van Damme on press tour for The Expendables 2. He’s been bringing it on every carpet. Here’s JCVD being JCVD in Paris. I wonder what his wife is really thinking. I also wonder if he split tests his pants before buying just to make sure they can accommodate his random kung fu kicks. Full Story