According to UK gossips and their sh-tty track record, RiRi wants to get with Colin Farrell. Click here if you missed that story yesterday. According to Us Weekly though, she’s actually been messing around with Ryan Phillippe even though they reported last week that she had rejected him at a party when he tried to step to her. Full Story

See? It’s a Sit DOWN kind of day. Once in a while I’ll get an email from an angry reader all like – why do you have to be such a BITCH to Ryan Phillippe? Get over it! He and Reese broke up. She moved on, why can’t you? He’s hot and he’s not the asshole you say he is. Full Story

Amanda Seyfried was photographed leaving her personal trainer’s place yesterday with her dog. Now I’m curious what her dog does when she works out. Marcus thinks it’s hilarious to step on me while I’m crunching my abs. Anyway, sorry to digress. The point of this post is not her dog, the point of this post is her boyfriend Ryan Phillippe. Full Story

Matthew McConaughey and Ryan Phillippe co-star in movie called The Lincoln Lawyer due for release in March. This weekend, both spent time with their kids. Both have a boy and a girl. First – since Reese Witherspoon was in Europe the last few days promoting How Do You Know, Phillippe looked after Ava and Deacon. Full Story

Well if this isn’t a douche alert… Check out Ryan Phillippe, in track pants and a nipple-hugging white t-shirt, after lunch yesterday in LA cruising around in a ROLLS ROYCE. Really??? A Rolls Royce? Like, who ARE you? And why is Amanda Seyfried so stupid? How do you get hard when a guy pulls up in a Rolls Royce steering it with his dick? Sit DOWN Ryan Phillippe. Full Story

This sh-t started at least 6 weeks ago after Kate Hudson’s birthday party. Click here for a refresher. Amanda Seyfried and Ryan Phillippe were seen leaving together. At the time, though unlikely, for her sake I was hoping it was just a ride. Looks like it was more than just a ride. Full Story

Remember what I wrote in the open about being down with a girl who’s willing to “go ugly” for Halloween? Amanda Seyfried certainly doesn’t look ugly, but this is the antithesis of a skanky costume. Like, Ebola Paris Hilton would never wear this costume. Major bonus points then to Seyfried for not finding an excuse to take her tits out. Full Story

My favourite email yesterday came from a colleague of mine who wrote: Ryan Phillippe. Did u interview him? His feet are super small. Like, abnormally. And they are. Because he’s actually really little. We saw him at Soho House/Grey Goose the other night and Duana, who is 5 ft 8, was able to look OVER him. Full Story

Matthew McConaughey and Ryan Phillippe were photographed today working on a movie called The Lincoln Lawyer, based on the crime novel by Michael Connelly about a lawyer who runs his business out of his Lincoln Town Car and agrees to represent a pretty boy Hollywood skeeze accused of murder. I’ve been ragging on Phillippe lately for the sh-tness of his career. Full Story

It’s been almost a month. They met at a party and were making out within minutes. Now it’s weekend holidays. Must be serious. Sure. Here’s Ryan Phillippe with a new trick, some model called Alexis Knapp, hitting up the liquor store last weekend for a Memorial Day party. Professionally for Phillippe it’s been an adjustment. Full Story

At the premiere last night of MacGruber, this is Ryan Phillippe giving us his douche face looking considerably less carby in comparison to his co-star Val Kilmer. Oh Ice...it’s like, it’s like it’s not even the same person. Kilmer and Brando worked together on The Island of Dr Moreau. Full Story

Ryan Phillippe went on Howard Stern and went waaaahhhh today when asked about his failed relationships. Apparently he’s tired of getting blamed for his split from America’s sweetheart Reese Witherspoon: "I've been dumped on in the press for relationship stuff since Reese and I divorced. Full Story

Last time we saw her in Washington, a crabby Reese bitchfaced the paps. Reese is back in Washington today with her children and her dad to attend the White House Easter Egg Roll. The bitchface did not make an appearance. Full Story

Please. Josh Hartnett >>>>>>>>>>>>> Ryan Phillippe. ALL DAY. Abbie Cornish spent last week in New York shooting The Dark Fields with Bradley Cooper. By the weekend she was spotted in Santa Barbara hanging out with Josh Hartnett and his puppy. A reader called Nora wrote to tell me she saw them together. Full Story