There were so many things wrong with Alanis tonight I just don’t know where to start. Never mind the blonde hair. It’s the least of our concerns. I prefer to focus instead on why she can’t find a proper stylist. A stylist who understands the importance of a good, supportive bra. This brings me back to the issue of celebrities and their friends. Where are they??? If my girls won’t let me get a perm, why is it that her girls will let Alanis mess up, over and over again? No wonder Ryan didn’t come with her tonight. Would you want to admit you proposed to a pair of saggy tits and a potato sack???