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The Daily Bitch…Please

April 4, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 4, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Things that kill me (today): 1. that there are people who will pay to see Wild Hogs. 2. that the same people still think John Travolting is straight3. that some lobotomised idiot actually called into a radio show to support Heather Mills. Based on what??? That she isn’t a bad dancer? Please! Analysis of the call Lady called Pat phones in to Ryan Seacrest: "I"m ashamed that I had a judgment against her based on everything that you read in the newspapers, that she was after his money, and, come on – everyone was down on Heather Mills. Full Story

Thursday, February 1, 2007
Dear Gossips, Please tell me you’re watching Friday Night Lights – broken record, I know, but even when it’s not at its best, it’s still better than the rest. Last night’s episode - not my favourite - but there’s a scene taken beside a locker in high school, when a girl finds out her boy gets caught up in popularity and peer pressure and lies to her – the way it unfolded, the look on her face, the way she walked away … I felt like I was 16 all over again. Pathetic, yes. But seriously, the show is that good. Oh and the eye candy? Quiver, quiver, quiver. Also – never underestimate the low classy depth of Dina Lohan. More on that later. Thursday, blogging all day, scroll down for late posts from yesterday. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. If you’re in Vancouver – I’m channeling Ryan Seacrest at Canadian Media Idol today at Metrotown. See you there! PPS. Jennifer Lopez is not the Text Harasser. JLo is still looking for one last piece for completion while TH has had hers already, though La Lopez might want to follow that example if she hasn’t yet considered it. Also not Demi Moore. Demi’s sexual re-awakening came with Ashton while TH is just beginning hers with her own young Kelso … and curiously the age gap is almost exactly the same.
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Dear Gossips, Travel day - headed to Park City, Utah on assignment for eTalk. In other words...Smut at Sundance!!! Posting from airport until flight, will post again when settled. Post-Globes gossip still trickling in...stay tuned. As for Angelina Jolie blowing off Ryan Seacrest - have you seen the clip? If not, click here - call me Cruise but I actually thought she was being nice. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Best Bitch & Clutch: the Perfect Pitts

January 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can you stop looking at Angelina Jolie? I can’t stop looking at Angelina Jolie. And about the dress… do I love the dress? Well..the dress is ok. But the dress on HER is something else. And that’s the thing about Angie, I suppose. She’ll never be a conventional clothes horse because you’ll never really look at the clothes when she’s in them anway, you know what I mean? As for the clutch – as expected, she hung off of him all night, close embraces along the carpet, shoulder to shoulder during dinner, and the most intimate caress at the very end of the show after the Babel win, her hand on the back of his neck… did you catch that? Tender and sexy at the same time – a cleverly timed glimpse into their private hotness but still, when it looks that good, who cares if they’re campaigning? As for why she blew off Ryan Seacrest, as I understand it, she wanted to hang back and give Brad the spotlight but when faced with a series of inane questions, she apparently cut Ryan off and walked away. Full Story

The Lohan Value System

December 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These bitches need to make up their f&cking minds. TMZ has a clip of Dina Lohan’s comments on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show this morning to promote Ali Lohan’s Christmas album. Shockingly enough, Ryan decided to grow some balls and ask Dina on the air about Lilo’s AA visits – if it’s true that she goes and why. Full Story

Rosie & Kelly: Torn between the Maybe Gaybe Claybe

November 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Only a Queen like Clay could inspire this much controversy. On Friday he disrespected Kelly Ripa, on Monday she went on a 3 minute rant about his impropriety, taking issue with him putting his unclean hands over her mouth, today Rosie O’Donnell criticised her for being homophobic, and they went at each other this morning on The View – well, kind of. Full Story

The Daily Canadian: George Stroumboulopoulos

July 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you"re not in Canada, chances are you don"t know George…yet. But he"s just landed a huge gig as the host of The One - ABC"s answer to American Idol - and since I"ve always had a thing for this sexy beast, I think it"s high time for y"all down South to get a load of our Ryan Seacrest - only without the highlights and the cloying personality and the maybe hiding gaybe charade. Full Story

The Daily Fay: Ryan Seacrest

June 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Take a look at Ryan Seacrest greeting a nice young lady the other day in a parking lot. Is it pinging? Tell me yours in pinging. I mean COME ON! Where are the 5 people on the planet who still think he likes girls? This guy is SO beyond gay, he is fay. As in F-A-Y. And for those of you who don"t roll with the homo, fay means uber-queer. Full Story

The Daily Butch: Ryan Seacrest

May 29, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 29, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Clearly taking a page from the Tom Cruise Book of Fag Camouflage. Step 1 - pretend you like fast cars: But have you ever seen a man LESS suited to high octane, high testosterone race car driving than Ryan Seacrest? Check out Seacrest in all his vain ass glory this weekend at the Coca Cola 600. Aside from the fact that Teri Hatcher pretty much outed him on Letterman 2 weeks ago, is there anyone out there who still thinks this homo gay is not a homo gay? Full Story

Teri Hatcher"s oversized baggage

May 3, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 3, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So Teri"s coming out with a book. And to publicise the book, she goes on Oprah. While she"s on Oprah, she discusses her history of abuse, she discusses how it affected her marriage, she was open and honest, and I dare say - I actually liked her. But then came the big mistake. Because just when you thought it was a well executed, image boosting appearance, out comes the Ryan Seacrest question. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: Sharon Stone"s assy pants

April 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look, I was all over leather pants… IN 1998!!! But in LA??? In the middle of April? For dinner??? Someone, anyone…find this woman a boyfriend. Her desperation and her 40 year old libido are wreaking havoc on my eyes. I"m telling you… the poor thing is one date with Ryan Seacrest away from Teri Hatcher. Full Story