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The Daily Ugly: Sharon Stone"s assy pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2006 12:00:00 April 26, 2006 12:00:00

Look, I was all over leather pants… IN 1998!!! But in LA??? In the middle of April? For dinner??? Someone, anyone…find this woman a boyfriend. Her desperation and her 40 year old libido are wreaking havoc on my eyes. I"m telling you… the poor thing is one date with Ryan Seacrest away from Teri Hatcher. Full Story

Ryan Seacrest at the Playboy Mansion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2006 12:00:00 April 11, 2006 12:00:00

For Hef"s birthday party. A wasted invitation, if you ask me. The poor fag looks like he"s about to throw up. But that"s not the point. Can I draw your attention to the lovely lady on his right? The one in blue? Now tell me - is it a good job or a bad job when your fake, uneven tits repel each other? I"m all for "engineereed" natural floppage but that seems rather extreme, non? And yet - even though they hang oddly, even though the imbalance is rather distracting - I still can"t take my eyes off them. Full Story

The Daily Disintegration: Teri Hatcher"s face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2006 12:00:00 April 9, 2006 12:00:00

This weekend at the GLAAD awards. So is there any wonder why the entire smutting universe thinks Ryan Seacrest is gay? What self respecting straight man would hit this? Teri Hatcher is an instant erection killer. And at this rate, the wretched hag is going to be single for life. Poor thing. Now I feel sorry for her. Full Story