SMUT 2014

June 9, 2014 15:15:41 Posted at June 9, 2014 15:15:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Time for our annual gossip party – are you coming?

The SMUT Soiree. It’s our 9th Birthday. 

The date:
June 23 (in Toronto)

And we have SO much to talk about, to catch up on, to reveal. I’ve been storing up a lot. And this time, I have a friend who has almost 20 years of smutty storage to share.

Our Gossip Moderator for the 9th annual SMUT Soiree is Teri Hart. Teri’s been covering film and television since 1996. She reports for The Movie Network and HBO Canada. She’s interviewed EVERYONE, several times. Brange, Julia, DiCaprio, Clooney, Depp, Bullock, all of them. And she’s got some stories. One of my favourites: Armageddon after-party, Ben Affleck. Teri and I will be unloading during the gossip session. We look forward to unloading all over you.

So we’ll see you there, right?

For gossip, of course, but also for the experience. As always, our sponsors will also be entertaining you all night:

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Strut the red carpet for a chance to win the SMUT Style Award, co-hosted by H&M, Flare Magazine & Rimmel London. Will you go for shock value-Miley or high style-Lupita? Either way, bring your best - the competition will be fiercer than Basement Baby in an elevator. Featuring an all-out shopping spree from H&M, goodies from Rimmel London, and a one-year Flare Magazine subscription.

Speaking of which, you’ll be the first in Canada to hit up the Rimmel London beauty bar to test drive Rita Ora's new nail and lip collection and #GetTheLondonLook.  Toronto may be an ocean away from Chiltern Firehouse, but you can still look like you are ready to take on the paps, Brit-babe style. The first 100 ticket purchasers to this year's SMUT Soiree will be getting the royal treatment with a Rita x Rimmel prize pack including her new nail shades, signature red lip shade and her latest CD single

While getting the skinny from Lainey and co., kick back and enjoy the VIP treatment by savoring SKINNY COW ‎ chocolate and ice cream. Get a taste of A-List luxury by swilling custom cocktails made with the world's best tasting vodka, Grey Goose now available in three premium flavours — La Poire, L’Orange and Cherry Noir (read: Vanessa Paradis approved).  So you're joining the Mommy Brigade and cocktails aren't on tap? Even the judgiest mamas can't deny a delish almondmilk smoothie from the Silk Infused Smoothie Bar - take a Goop Gulp and have a conscious uncoupling with less calories in honour of our fave, Gwynnie. For a vibrant vitamin-infused libation, sip on vitaminwater in every shade of the rainbow to keep up that vitamin B glow (no injections necessary).

TRESemmé knows how celebs travel in style. Take a tip from the always fresh-off-a-flight Beckhams and stock up on carry-on approved travel products to keep your LA glow in check as you traverse the globe.

There are some nasty habits in Hollywood (see fig. A: Zac E), but as the top celebs know: one vice has recently had a Beverly Hills housewife-level overhaul. Forget nicotine; vapor is the new smoke. ‎Follow Lainey's lead and pop a Blow Vapor e-cigarette in your purse - you'll hit up the patio without fear of caving on your tobacco-free summer resolution. Test drive Blow Vapor in our sexy smokeless lounge.

car2go is Toronto's only one-way car sharing service. Becoming a member is easy and convenient and will give you access to the network of 425 car2go vehicles. Head to www.toronto.car2go.com and use the SMUT Soiree promo code: SMUT0030 for a free membership and 30 minutes of car2go drive time. Expires: June 30th, 2014."

The SMUT Soiree usually sells out very quickly. Ticket information is below. I look forward to hanging out and talking sh-t!

$45 plus HST & Service Fee
www.thesmutsoiree.com

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