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Everyone Kick Britney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2007 12:00:00 February 21, 2007 12:00:00

She exploits herself and she is exploited by everyone around her. Sigh. Sadness. Britney supposedly felt betrayed by all the men in her life: KFed, Justin, Isaac Cohen. Add to that list a long line of employees now coming forward to capitalise on her troubles. A former “potential” nanny has spoken and Us Weekly, of course, has all the details. Full Story

Britney Backstabbed…again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2007 12:00:00 February 12, 2007 12:00:00

She’s indefensible, no argument there. And she makes poor choices. Because she’s dumb. So people take advantage of her. They use her, they exploit her, then they sell her out. Is she accountable? For sure. But don’t you feel a little sorry for her…not even just a little? The latest debacle: Isaac Cohen has sold his story to The News of the World, sharing explicit details of their month-long relationship including how often they had sex, what she was like during sex, what she was like after sex, how she liked her sex, how she didn’t like her body, and of course, how hurt she is that people are turning on her. Full Story

Praise Goddess, Britney single?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2007 12:00:00 January 19, 2007 12:00:00

X17 F&ck. Almost there. Almost another week without having to write about her. But this is good news… I think. Because Britney apparently told x17 pappies she and new beau Isaac Cohen were “not together”. Which frees her up for Pipsqueak. Full Story

Kiki & Seth Cohen?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2007 12:00:00 January 18, 2007 12:00:00

According to Us Weekly, Kirsten Dunst and Adam Brody were getting close at Hyde the other day...which probably just means they said hello. Still, given that Andy Samberg was rumoured to be her most recent conquest, Adam does seem to fit her new mold, and while so many teenypops are still mourning the death of Adam and Rachel Bilson, I have to tell you, to me at least, he and my Kiki kinda make sense. Full Story

Best Quiverating Kazakh: Sacha Baron Cohen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2007 12:00:00 January 16, 2007 12:00:00

If you’re about to pound out an indignant email about lack of class and propriety on an elegant evening – save the sanctimony…please. The man was AWARDED for a satirical performance about a racist, sexist ignorant beast – given that he earned that platform, what else did you expect him to say? Pictured here with his producer Azamat Bagatov – it’s official…Borat is NOT coming off the Freebie Five. Full Story

Sacha Baron Cohen: the Voice of Hotness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2006 12:00:00 December 15, 2006 12:00:00

It’s rare to hear him not talking about Sexytime and attacking gypsies and Jews and exclaiming Wawaweewa, or bigging up bouyakasha respeck the virtues of his mum’s poom poom bush and assuring us he doesn’t like it up the bati – or as he says “bah-ee). In fact, I’ve never heard Sacha Baron Cohen as Sacha Baron Cohen. Full Story

The Daily Borat: Borat"s GG reaction

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2006 12:00:00 December 14, 2006 12:00:00

Sort of. Here"s a statement released by Sacha Baron Cohen about this morning"s good news: "I have been trying to let Borat know this great news but for the last 4 hours both of Kazakhstan"s telephones have been engaged," he said in a statement. "Eventually, Premier Nazarbayev answered and said he would pass on the message as soon as Borat returned from Iran, where he is guest of honor at the Holocaust Denial Conference. Full Story

Borat vs Captain Jack

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2006 12:00:00 December 14, 2006 12:00:00

Loin quiveration to run amok at this year’s Golden Globes. As discussed, Leo will attend. And Brad of course. And my Borat too, going head to head with Johnny Depp’s Captain Jack Sparrow in the Best Actor Category (Musical). Can’t. Wait. LOVE that they recognised Sacha Baron Cohen! And now the question becomes – will he attend as Sacha? Full Story

The Daily Quiveration: Sacha Baron Cohen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2006 12:00:00 December 13, 2006 12:00:00

Maybe you don"t want to make sexytime with Borat...but wouldn"t you change your mind for Sacha Baron Cohen? Box office juggernaut, Cambridge graduate, listed ABOVE the Pitts on Barbara Walters" 10 Most Fascinating List, engaged to the adorable Isla Fisher, funny as all hell, intelligent as all hell . Full Story

My Borat: Camel Toe on Rolling Stone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2006 12:00:00 November 20, 2006 12:00:00

I like!!! See my Borat’s S&M camel toe on the cover of Rolling Stone – or is it moose knuckle? Whatever y’all – that’s what I call The Hotness. And the article is even better. As always, Rolling Stone is a great read. I won’t spoil it for you, pick it up for yourself – a very, very, very rare interview with Sacha Baron Cohen. Full Story

My Borat de-Kazakhed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2006 12:00:00 November 13, 2006 12:00:00

Us Weekly is reporting that Rolling Stone has scored a straight up interview with my #5 Sacha Baron Cohen – note the Freebie Five is currently not up to date because of unexpected glitches during site updates this weekend. For the record – Borat holds down the fifth spot, praise Buddha. Sacha will speak at length about making the movie, about how he f*cks with unsuspecting frat boys and honky tonks, and about his CAMBRIDGE education. Full Story