At a charity event this weekend. I’m all for big ass tits but in this dress it’s too much country bumpkin, too little Latin sexpot. What’s with the granny lace padding? And I hate that colour. Reminds me of an Easter egg hunt and a church picnic on Sunday. Not that there’s anything wrong with that but if I wanted to see dowdy I’d check on Reese Witherspoon. Getting this from a firecracker like Salma Hayek is just so, so wrong.