She was at the Balenciaga store opening in LA the other day with her man – as you can see, her mommy breasts are super strained against that black blouse. Damn. Her back must be killing her.
And is it just me or is her man suddenly sexy? See how Salma Hayek can make a man hot? OK. Maybe not hot. But palatable. Totally palatable, non? Why was Edward Norton such a f&cking idiot???
PS. Love that she hasn’t sold her baby pics yet. Hope it stays that way.