The face that paid Linda

May 14, 2012 20:03:37 Posted at May 14, 2012 20:03:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Bauer-Griffin

Salma Hayek and Francois Henri-Pinault were seen this weekend a football game in France. I’m SURE Salma’s not bitch-facing here about the Linda Evangelista settlement, obviously, but still...

Given how fresh the story is, and that her husband capitulated in order to avoid having Linda take the stand and blast him, the Photo Assumption was just so easy, I couldn’t resist. The fact that it went to court at all is still surprising to me. Like, I can’t actually believe that a billionaire, and a billionaire of his stature, allowed that sh-t to go public instead of locking it down immediately.

And over what? The cost of one private jet from LA-Paris? I promise you, I promise you he doesn’t notice the amount of money she was asking for. And I want to believe Salma doesn’t notice it either. I want to believe in the end she was the one who convinced him to get over it and let it go. I want to believe she’d never give Linda this face. That when Linda drops Little Augie off for weekend sleepovers, this is not the face that Salma greets him with. Like Catelyn Stark and Jon Snow. Salma is so much more clever than Catelyn Stark anyway. Stupid Catelyn Stark.

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