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Salma Restrained

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2008 13:21:00 March 31, 2008 13:21:00

She was at the Balenciaga store opening in LA the other day with her man – as you can see, her mommy breasts are super strained against that black blouse. Damn. Her back must be killing her. And is it just me or is her man suddenly sexy? See how Salma Hayek can make a man hot? OK. Maybe not hot. Full Story

Salma’s Suit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2008 06:32:31 February 21, 2008 06:32:31

This is the problem with massive breasts, see? You have to go a size up on the jacket to get it around your chest and it doesn’t fit well anywhere else. Sure those babies are even bigger than they normally are because she just had a baby… but still. The point is they were huge to begin with. Full Story

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Staging in the Park

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2008 10:31:58 February 8, 2008 10:31:58

Salma Hayek took her man and her baby and the paps for a walk yesterday in New York, giving photographers a safe glimpse at Valentina and giving us an image that is sure to sell the world over. Check at Salma bundled up and chic and her fiancé Francois caught in a passionate embrace. He reminds me of Daniel Craig. Full Story

Salma in Midnight Blue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2008 07:57:56 February 7, 2008 07:57:56

Salma with her baby father and fiancé at last night’s Malawi event. Francois is the head of the company that overseas Gucci. Which means he wrote Madge’s cheque last night. But look at the engineering achievement of this dress. Salma’s tits, even pre-Valentina, were enormous. Full Story

Post Baby Salma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2008 07:11:51 January 18, 2008 07:11:51

Damn. Look who bounced back without looking skeletal like 10 minutes after baby? Check out Salma Hayek on the town. Wow. I’ve never looked this good and I’ve never had a baby either. Bitch. source Full Story

Valentina!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2007 12:57:23 November 26, 2007 12:57:23

First look at Salma Hayek and her baby Valentina! Great name! She and her fiancé Francois-Henri released this photo to the media. Very savvy! source  Full Story

Betty Appropriately Dressed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 00:00:00 November 19, 2007 00:00:00

Now here’s a girl who understands carpet etiquette – Ugly Gorgessity America Ferrera at the Enchanted premiere so cute in jeans and a natural face. Do you love her? I love her. As for her show, produced by the incomparable Salma Hayek, have sources telling me that she’s a hellion to work for. Full Story

Salma & Valentina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2007 00:00:00 September 24, 2007 00:00:00

Valentina Paloma Pinault. Now that’s a good name. Salma Hayek and fiancé Francois Pinault are now the proud parents of a baby girl born some time after Thursday in LA. Interesting, non? That everyone not from LA is giving birth in LA? Salma, Naomi Watts, Isla Fisher looks like she’ll go into labour there too… Maybe the doctors in Cali are second to none. Full Story

They get bigger???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2007 12:04:29 August 16, 2007 12:04:29

Can you imagine? When the milk comes in, they’re supposed to get bigger! Over the last 3 years, at least one of my friends has been pregnant at any given time. Now I might not know about the pushing but I do know about the crazy tit growing afterwards and from the looks of it, Salma Hayek will need a trolly to transport them both. Full Story

Salma’s Dude and Daniel Craig

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2007 00:00:00 May 8, 2007 00:00:00

Call me Cruise and bat-sh-t blind… but in person? Francois-Henri Pinault, better known as Salma Hayek’s baby daddy, is actually kinda sexy. Like Daniel Craig – ugly sexy. Oozes money and power too...maybe that’s the reason. But I like to think I’m all over it because they were so sweet together, the way he clasped her hand, the way she looked up at him before heading inside the ballroom – not a look of submission but of equality: a comfortable partnership…it was adorable. Full Story

Salma Hayek: breaking the glass ceiling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

As gaygay Wentie would say: Brava Salma, Brava Brava. Salma Hayek is now the head of a brand new production company financed by MGM “specializing in Latino movies appealing to wider, mainstream audiences.” The newly formed Ventanazul will release 2 to 4 projects a year showcasing Latino/Latina talent, capitalizing on the critical acclaim of Salma’s Frida and the runaway success of her Ugly Betty. Full Story