Dandy & Unsexy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2008 09:00:00 April 1, 2008 09:00:00

Sarah Jessica Parker and her maybe gaybe dandy pants showed up last night at a screening for her new film Smart People. SJP lost it on Maxim recently for naming her Unsexiest Woman Alive and I don’t disagree. What happened to Tori Spelling, and Ebola Hilton, and Emmy Rossum, and Heather Mills…??? For sure they"re all unsexier than she is!

So SJP was mad. Can you blame her? Imagine being told that some dude would rather f*ck Tori Spelling’s mangled ass over you? I would have cried myself to sleep for a year.

Looks like she’s bounced back nicely though. Wicked outfit, always LOVE her hair - she has AMAZING hair - every detail from head to toe is amazing, although her man-accessory could use a little loosening up, non? He looks extremely uncomfortable all the time…but only when he’s with her. By contrast, around his theatre friends, Matthew Broderick is always exceptionally spirited.

Wonder why.

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

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