Sideburns and sadness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2009 10:10:00 April 28, 2009 10:10:00

Sometimes Photo Assumption isn’t fun. Those are the times when Photo Assumption hits too close to home. Like there’s only one assumption – or conclusion – to be drawn from the photos and that assumption/conclusion is really, really, really sad.

It’s Sarah Jessica Parker and her dandy last night at the Tribeca premiere of Wonderful World. What does her closed-eye clinging say to you?

What is your Photo Assumption?

Is it similar to my Photo Assumption?

She’s heartbreakingly happy that her husband went out with her two nights in a row, and her desperation embarrasses me…is that about right?

As for his sideburns, well if they’re not for a role, let’s add them to the long list of things that suck about Matthew Broderick, including the cold ass expression on his face while his wife is draped all over him.

Photos from and

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