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She still looks mute

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2009 15:22:48 September 14, 2009 15:22:48

They’re continuing to shoot Sex & the City 2 in New York. A familiar prop was back on set today: The mute Asian baby! Photo Assumption says she’s still mute. They put her at the lunch table again. Where are her crayons? How will they use her as a lame plot device this time? Let’s give it a stab: Anthony and Stanford get married. Full Story

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Heeled feet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2009 08:25:00 September 8, 2009 08:25:00

TIFF begins on Thursday. Which means 10 days of heels. Non stop heels. F-ck. It’s getting more and more unbearable. 4 years ago I could manage. I could manage an entire evening. These days, my flipflops are always tucked into my bag. How do these bitches do it all the time? Like Victoria Beckham? Well for starters, they don’t have to walk. Full Story

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Big & the 80s

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2009 08:29:14 September 2, 2009 08:29:14

Several costume changes yesterday on the NY set of Sex & the City 2. You saw the white dress already and the came a blue violet one and an 80s ensemble, my favourite. White ankle jeans! Perhaps a flashback scene? Big, yes, of course, is still in the picture, because even they have to concede by now that the on and off business is tired and done, right? Then again, considering how sh-t the first film was, this might not be a safe assumption. Full Story

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There’s the strut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2009 07:58:07 September 1, 2009 07:58:07

Oprah fans and the MiniVan just squealed. It’s Carrie Bradshaw, sister idol to a generation of toned down Sex & the City watchers on TBS, re-emerging in New York to shoot the sequel. Because the first one didn’t suck enough. The heels, the familiar strut, the bony ass legs, and a very soft light, not unlike the light used in the Mighty Opesie’s studio, to make sure Carrie looks nothing like the haggard new mother of twins. Full Story

SATC 2 – Exclusive

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2009 10:26:02 July 24, 2009 10:26:02

Stop reading here if you can’t handle the spoilers. Sex & the City the second movie – a few exclusive plot details. You ready? Ugh. My sources tell me that JailBait Miley Cyrus, as of this week, is confirmed to be on set for one day. Not known yet exactly what she’s playing but f-ck, it’ll make her head bigger and mashed mouth even more annoying. Full Story

Free baby photo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2009 12:32:11 June 30, 2009 12:32:11

By now you’ve likely seen this photo – Sarah Jessica Parker and Mr Dandy with their son James Wilke and their newborn twin girls… Couple of weeks ago I mentioned that they’d probably sell the first pictures of Marion Loretta Elwell Broderick and Tabitha Hodge Broderick to some magazine. Full Story

What else would he be?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2009 09:48:10 June 24, 2009 09:48:10

These are articles that make me crazy. Also terribly entertaining. It’s one of the headlines at People.com today: Matthew Broderick 'Very Happy' Over Twins' Birth What else would he be other than happy? The article goes on to elaborate about said happiness with more inane statements like: Friends say Broderick, 47, and Parker, 44, will shower their new daughters with love. Full Story

Photo Confirmation clarification

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2009 16:24:17 April 28, 2009 16:24:17

Here’s what I wrote in an earlier post, photo assuming/confirming SJP’s appearance at her husband’s side last night at the Wonderful World premiere: She’s heartbreakingly happy that her husband went out with her two nights in a row, and her desperation embarrasses me…is that about right? Add this to your Photo Assumption: Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick have just announced they’re expecting twins via surrogate this summer and Entertainment Weekly Full Story

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Sideburns and sadness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2009 10:10:00 April 28, 2009 10:10:00

Sometimes Photo Assumption isn’t fun. Those are the times when Photo Assumption hits too close to home. Like there’s only one assumption – or conclusion – to be drawn from the photos and that assumption/conclusion is really, really, really sad. It’s Sarah Jessica Parker and her dandy last night at the Tribeca premiere of Wonderful World. Full Story

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Why can’t she wear it?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2009 06:53:15 April 20, 2009 06:53:15

SJP and Dandy Pants at an off-Broadway opening last night. As you can see, she’s wearing the most unflattering combination. Michelle (who hates sateen) does not approve. It’s that shiny material again. Can make even Sarah Jessica Parker look … not thin. Also don’t understand about the jacket. Full Story

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Oscar Inseparable: Daniel & Satsuki

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2009 11:08:51 February 23, 2009 11:08:51

Word is he’s extremely uncomfortable at these events. Which is why he seems to cling to her for support. It’s very sweet. Not like a limp dick or anything. Just… one person needing another. This isn’t weakness is it? F-ck me. Sleeplessness = Oprahliness. Ugh. Anyway, they made their way down the carpet, reluctant to detach even for a moment, and then as soon as they moved away from the final photo wall towards the steps leading up to the Kodak, he looked at her and they hugged. Full Story