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What else would he be?

June 24, 2009 09:48:10 Posted at June 24, 2009 09:48:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These are articles that make me crazy. Also terribly entertaining. It’s one of the headlines at today: Matthew Broderick 'Very Happy' Over Twins' Birth What else would he be other than happy? The article goes on to elaborate about said happiness with more inane statements like: Friends say Broderick, 47, and Parker, 44, will shower their new daughters with love. Full Story

Photo Confirmation clarification

April 28, 2009 16:24:17 Posted at April 28, 2009 16:24:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here’s what I wrote in an earlier post, photo assuming/confirming SJP’s appearance at her husband’s side last night at the Wonderful World premiere: She’s heartbreakingly happy that her husband went out with her two nights in a row, and her desperation embarrasses me…is that about right? Add this to your Photo Assumption: Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick have just announced they’re expecting twins via surrogate this summer and Entertainment Weekly Full Story

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Sideburns and sadness

April 28, 2009 10:10:00 Posted at April 28, 2009 10:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sometimes Photo Assumption isn’t fun. Those are the times when Photo Assumption hits too close to home. Like there’s only one assumption – or conclusion – to be drawn from the photos and that assumption/conclusion is really, really, really sad. It’s Sarah Jessica Parker and her dandy last night at the Tribeca premiere of Wonderful World. Full Story

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Why can’t she wear it?

April 20, 2009 06:53:15 Posted at April 20, 2009 06:53:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

SJP and Dandy Pants at an off-Broadway opening last night. As you can see, she’s wearing the most unflattering combination. Michelle (who hates sateen) does not approve. It’s that shiny material again. Can make even Sarah Jessica Parker look … not thin. Also don’t understand about the jacket. Full Story

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Oscar Inseparable: Daniel & Satsuki

February 23, 2009 11:08:51 Posted at February 23, 2009 11:08:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Word is he’s extremely uncomfortable at these events. Which is why he seems to cling to her for support. It’s very sweet. Not like a limp dick or anything. Just… one person needing another. This isn’t weakness is it? F-ck me. Sleeplessness = Oprahliness. Ugh. Anyway, they made their way down the carpet, reluctant to detach even for a moment, and then as soon as they moved away from the final photo wall towards the steps leading up to the Kodak, he looked at her and they hugged. Full Story

Worst Oscar Couple: SJP & Matthew Broderick

February 23, 2009 06:58:36 Posted at February 23, 2009 06:58:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He was BORED. He looked bored from the moment they arrived, he looked bored up and down the carpet, he looked bored at Vanity Fair, he looked bored because he wasn’t doing what HE wanted. This photo of them touching noses – the man is straight up queasy at the sheer proximity of his wife. Full Story

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He came with her

February 21, 2009 12:21:21 Posted at February 21, 2009 12:21:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sarah Jessica Parker and dandy pants Matthew Broderick at the Women in Film pre-Oscar party last night. It was leaked earlier this week that she's presenting but no one knew whether or not her husband would be coming. You know how he doesn't seem to like going out with her too much, right? But the Oscars are a big beast. Full Story

Would you?

February 10, 2009 07:32:44 Posted at February 10, 2009 07:32:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

SJP looked all business yesterday out and about in New York. She’s also working out a new boot. Camel toe boot? More comfortable? Not sure. Never tried. But to me it looks ugly. F-cking ugly. Like a hoof. Why would I want my foot to look like a hoof? Don’t understand. Then again, I said the same thing about skinny jeans and now I can’t live without. Full Story

Whose face is this?

February 5, 2009 14:11:00 Posted at February 5, 2009 14:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Because it’s not SJP’s. Harper’s Bazaar is trying to tell us that it is…but… that doesn’t look like her face. Who’s face is it? It’s on the tip of my brain, but I can’t draw her out. Can you identify the face? It’s totally not Sarah Jessica Parker’s face. Full Story

Not moving out

January 23, 2009 07:22:21 Posted at January 23, 2009 07:22:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night at the opening of The American Plan on Broadway, Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick out together in public for the first time since Star Magazine reported that she’d moved out of their house. Star has been all over their fragile marriage, for once seeming to get it half right last summer on a cover story about Broderick cheating on SJP…with a woman. Full Story

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Ugh. Why?

January 22, 2009 06:32:50 Posted at January 22, 2009 06:32:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Apparently there will be a sequel. Another Sex & the City movie. Us Weekly is reporting that while contracts have yet to be signed, it’s simply a formality – for all intents and purposes, all four women are on board, and have accepted their financial deals, with each earning pay raises to come back. Full Story