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Sideburns and sadness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2009 10:10:00 April 28, 2009 10:10:00

Sometimes Photo Assumption isn’t fun. Those are the times when Photo Assumption hits too close to home. Like there’s only one assumption – or conclusion – to be drawn from the photos and that assumption/conclusion is really, really, really sad. It’s Sarah Jessica Parker and her dandy last night at the Tribeca premiere of Wonderful World. Full Story

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Why can’t she wear it?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2009 06:53:15 April 20, 2009 06:53:15

SJP and Dandy Pants at an off-Broadway opening last night. As you can see, she’s wearing the most unflattering combination. Michelle (who hates sateen) does not approve. It’s that shiny material again. Can make even Sarah Jessica Parker look … not thin. Also don’t understand about the jacket. Full Story

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Oscar Inseparable: Daniel & Satsuki

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2009 11:08:51 February 23, 2009 11:08:51

Word is he’s extremely uncomfortable at these events. Which is why he seems to cling to her for support. It’s very sweet. Not like a limp dick or anything. Just… one person needing another. This isn’t weakness is it? F-ck me. Sleeplessness = Oprahliness. Ugh. Anyway, they made their way down the carpet, reluctant to detach even for a moment, and then as soon as they moved away from the final photo wall towards the steps leading up to the Kodak, he looked at her and they hugged. Full Story

Worst Oscar Couple: SJP & Matthew Broderick

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2009 06:58:36 February 23, 2009 06:58:36

He was BORED. He looked bored from the moment they arrived, he looked bored up and down the carpet, he looked bored at Vanity Fair, he looked bored because he wasn’t doing what HE wanted. This photo of them touching noses – the man is straight up queasy at the sheer proximity of his wife. Full Story

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He came with her

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2009 12:21:21 February 21, 2009 12:21:21

Sarah Jessica Parker and dandy pants Matthew Broderick at the Women in Film pre-Oscar party last night. It was leaked earlier this week that she's presenting but no one knew whether or not her husband would be coming. You know how he doesn't seem to like going out with her too much, right? But the Oscars are a big beast. Full Story

Would you?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2009 07:32:44 February 10, 2009 07:32:44

SJP looked all business yesterday out and about in New York. She’s also working out a new boot. Camel toe boot? More comfortable? Not sure. Never tried. But to me it looks ugly. F-cking ugly. Like a hoof. Why would I want my foot to look like a hoof? Don’t understand. Then again, I said the same thing about skinny jeans and now I can’t live without. Full Story

Whose face is this?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2009 14:11:00 February 5, 2009 14:11:00

Because it’s not SJP’s. Harper’s Bazaar is trying to tell us that it is…but… that doesn’t look like her face. Who’s face is it? It’s on the tip of my brain, but I can’t draw her out. Can you identify the face? It’s totally not Sarah Jessica Parker’s face. Full Story

Not moving out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2009 07:22:21 January 23, 2009 07:22:21

Last night at the opening of The American Plan on Broadway, Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick out together in public for the first time since Star Magazine reported that she’d moved out of their house. Star has been all over their fragile marriage, for once seeming to get it half right last summer on a cover story about Broderick cheating on SJP…with a woman. Full Story

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Ugh. Why?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2009 06:32:50 January 22, 2009 06:32:50

Apparently there will be a sequel. Another Sex & the City movie. Us Weekly is reporting that while contracts have yet to be signed, it’s simply a formality – for all intents and purposes, all four women are on board, and have accepted their financial deals, with each earning pay raises to come back. Full Story

Alone at the ballet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2008 06:51:35 November 26, 2008 06:51:35

Actually no. Valentino was there to keep her company, so at least one gay was by her side … and a orange one at that…just not the one she was hoping for. Seriously, how fashionable is it to look as though you’re being asphyxiated? This is Sarah Jessica Parker last night at the New York City Ballet opening in a killer short dress but no one to appreciate it. Full Story

More Mute Asian Baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2008 10:13:44 November 6, 2008 10:13:44

What was its name? You know, Charlotte’s daughter in the Sex & the City movie? The mute Asian prop…what did they call her again? It doesn’t matter. What matters, ugh, is that she’ll be back. Mute Asian Baby will be back because Kim Cattrall has just confirmed that there will be a sequel Full Story