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His expression, her expression

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2008 16:19:53 November 4, 2008 16:19:53

Shall we play the fun game of Photo Assumption? Drawing conclusions based on nothing but photos...except in this case we know it’s true anyway? Sarah Jessica Parker and her dandy Matthew Broderick, on a rare occasion together, head with their son together to vote for Barack Obama. As you can see, SJP is in great spirits, encouraged by her husband’s willingness to hang out. Full Story

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Hair, Legs, Veins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2008 08:23:58 October 22, 2008 08:23:58

But I’m all over everything else. SJP attended the Mobile Art Chanel Contemporary Art Container opening in New York last night without her husband. He already turned up with her somewhere else a couple of days ago – as such, he’s already filled his monthly quota. Which is why she was left alone to enjoy this enormous Chanel purse sculpture by herself. Full Story

Day to day life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2008 08:50:15 October 10, 2008 08:50:15

SJP this morning taking James Wilkie to school more dressed up than usual for the daily routine. James’s hair is starting to resemble his mother’s. Very cute. Not so cute are his mother’s scrawny legs. They’ve always been scrawny. Like the rest of her. She says it’s simple genetics. Full Story

Where’s the Fourth?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2008 07:29:14 September 23, 2008 07:29:14

At the Sex & the City DVD launch party last week – three girls showed up, one was missing… The official reason for Kristin Davis’s absence was that she was working, something about shooting a commercial. And here’s what’s being offered at the other end of the smutty buffet: Rumour has it, Kristin bailed because she supposedly demanded a $100K appearance fee from Warner Bros and was rejected. Full Story

But where’s the witch boil???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2008 07:15:40 July 31, 2008 07:15:40

First they said she removed it, then her people claimed she didn’t. Do you see it? Never mind the marriage to Dandy – THIS is the burning question. While we’re at it though… as you recall, it was reported last week that Matthew Broderick had been caught cheating on SJP. Reasons why the story didn’t receive much traction: 1. Full Story

SJP Wannabe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2008 07:45:42 July 2, 2008 07:45:42

I’ll be there for you, when the rain starts to fall… The Daily Mail* is reporting that all six Friends are on board and that the show will be made into a movie sequel, a la Sex & the City, because Jennifer Aniston saw what the movie did for Sarah Jessica Parker and wants a piece of the same pie. Full Story

ELP > SJP?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2008 07:40:04 June 12, 2008 07:40:04

What in the ass were they smoking at Forbes? Forbes has just released their Celebrity 100. Not surprisingly, Oprah checked in at #1. Angelina was #3 right behind Tiger at #2 who tees off at the US Open this morning and Brad finished #10. Will Oprah ever talk to Angelina? Or will she keep her loyalties to Jennifer Aniston at #17? The list will confound you in many ways. Full Story

Monday, June 2, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Well… I didn’t hate it. But I didn’t love it either. Did you see it? Were you out with Carrie and the girls this weekend? Chances are you were. I went with my Main Gay Darren. We loved her studded belt. And the chemistry between the girls. We giggled at the way Charlotte said: but we’re in Mexico. Jason Lewis is f&cking hot. But the amount of makeup Chris Noth was wearing frightened us. I replied to emails on my blackberry three times because it was too bloody long. And either give the mute Chinese baby something to say or do or don’t include her bloody in the scene!

By the way - where the hell was the 5th lady New York City?

Would love to hear your thoughts. Please do share.

As for Darren and I… we must be two old bitches. Because we were more excited about the Mamma Mia trailer than the actual movie. Can’t wait!

Darren and I are also the annoying assholes sitting in front of you who won’t shut up. But only during the previews. Especially during the previews for Baz Lurhmann’s Australia, starring Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman.

Have you had the pleasure? If no, click here.

We played the funnest game ever: Does Her Face Move?

After nearly 45 seconds, during which Granny Nic appeared on screen every other shot, we remarked with delight that it remained frozen. Not even a muscle twitch. But at one point Darren made a momentous discovery. He leaned over and observed wryly:

She blinked.

Of course I lost my sh*t. And more sh*t went missing when Darren followed up by noting that Hugh Jackman was “down-acting” to deflect her handicap, as in intentionally muffling his talent so as to make up for the fact that hers has been immobilised by Botox.

Seriously, you must have a look. It will make your life. And Hugh Jackman really is a dreamboat.

MTV Movie Awards went down Sunday night. Many photos to follow. But it all boils down to this: Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp Forever.

Also the guest list from the GMD’s house party. Oprah and the Scientologists and all turned up. The GMD has powerful friends.  It’s Monday – am in Toronto for a two day blast on assignment for eTalk at the CTV Upfronts. Will be blogging all day between shoots. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Gay Midget Dork in the Middle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 07:00:00 June 2, 2008 07:00:00

Of course they had to. Of course they had to pose with SJP. SJP just won the box office. And you know how the GMD loves to grow himself onto anything and anyone mildly successful. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes did not walk the carpet last night but tried to pimp their fraud love backstage and also loitered about, freakin’ people out with their crazy eyes, giving people chills with their weird intense stares. Full Story

MTV SJP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 06:47:15 June 2, 2008 06:47:15

Sex & the City did a killer a box office this weekend, exceeding early projections. As one of the producers, SJP is on top of the world. And they are already talking sequel. Sigh. Duana saw it last night and called it dress porn. Indeed, the fashion made you horny. For me, as previously mentioned, it was that studded belt. Full Story

Sex vs Indy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2008 05:55:55 May 28, 2008 05:55:55

It’s a big showdown at the box office this weekend - even though Indiana Jones has already made a killing, can Sex & the City put a dent into Indy’s take and possibly wrest the #1 spot away from Lucas, Spielberg, and Ford? If Vancouver is an indication of everywhere else, the ladies will be putting up a good fight. Full Story

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