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Sex in Germany

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2008 13:26:30 May 15, 2008 13:26:30

The girls were in Berlin today promoting Sex & the City. SJP’s dress… holy f&ck. Is it my drunken haze or is that the killer-est dress you’ve ever seen? Her dress is all kinds of sublime. All kinds! In typical Sarah Jessica fashion however she sucked the style out of everyone else. Full Story

You Likey?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2008 11:42:00 May 12, 2008 11:42:00

SJP arrived in London for the UK premiere of Sex & the City wearing this… I kinda love it. Especially the head piece. The head piece is amazing. She is, after all, in England, where head pieces are head pieces. And really… for an event like this, for all the events to come to publicise the film, what do you expect? It’s Carrie. Full Story

The Boil is Back!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2008 12:01:08 April 17, 2008 12:01:08

SJP on a shoot today in NYC in a super cute outfit with her witch boil prominently on display. First inclination is to comment on the hair piece…but I get accused of using a hairpiece all the time, especially when my hair gets curled. For the record, it’s all mine. And want to believe it’s all hers too, although I don’t remember it being so long. Full Story

Dandy & Unsexy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2008 09:00:00 April 1, 2008 09:00:00

Sarah Jessica Parker and her maybe gaybe dandy pants showed up last night at a screening for her new film Smart People. SJP lost it on Maxim recently for naming her Unsexiest Woman Alive and I don’t disagree. What happened to Tori Spelling, and Ebola Hilton, and Emmy Rossum, and Heather Mills…??? For sure they"re all unsexier than she is! So SJP was mad. Full Story

Dandy and his Dog…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2008 00:00:00 February 18, 2008 00:00:00

And his turned out feet. This of course is maybe gaybe Matthew Broderick, husband of Sarah Jessica Parker, out with the dog in matching trousers. I had a boss who walked like this, waving a pinky in the air with spittle collecting at the corner of his mouth and he had a thing for young Asian boys. We called him a Rice Queen. Full Story

They Say…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2007 00:00:00 December 7, 2007 00:00:00

Nothing lasts forever… These are opening words from the new Sex & The City movie teaser released just yesterday. If you’ve yet to see it, click here. But if nothing lasts forever, why is Carrie still doing voice-overs? As you would expect, the teaser offers nothing in the way of plot reveal but does of course provide the opportunity to showcase many of Carrie’s new ensembles, photos of which have already been released by the paparazzi, thereby taking away the only reason to see the film and rendering the entire project completely obsolete. Full Story

Angelina Ages

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2007 07:59:54 October 16, 2007 07:59:54

The Family Pitt left NYC last week to return to LA where Angelina will be shooting The Changeling directed by Clint Eastwood. Check out Angie in costume wearing a very cute outfit and shoes but looking pretty old which could be just the character requirement but the gauntness of her face doesn’t help either. Full Story

Thug Charlotte

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2007 09:45:32 October 15, 2007 09:45:32

Sex & The City spoiler alert – look away if you wish although really, who gives a sh-t about the plot? The girls were back on the streets shooting Carrie’s supposed wedding scene the other day – as you can see, SJP looks like a drag queen again in a dress that is 2 sizes too big in the breast. Full Story

So Far the Favourite

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 13:34:23 October 10, 2007 13:34:23

And soooo much better than that drag queen wedding dress from last week. SPOILER - LOOK AWAY IF YOU MUST!!! Turns out that scene was apparently from a dream sequence so the initial character assumption that Carrie is not the marrying kind is intact. Full Story

Horse, Wedding…and Helen Gurley Brown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2007 08:14:55 October 3, 2007 08:14:55

SPOILER!!! Look away if you can’t handle!!! It’s not the dress and it’s not the feather. On someone softer, on someone with some vavoom, on someone who could at least fill out the bust… it’s all good. However, with her horse face and the witch boil on her chin and the veins and the arms and the garish red lips, it’s now become a Drag Queen Wedding mixed in with a little bit o’ Helen Gurley Brown, former editor of Cosmopolitan. Full Story