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Tranny, Horse, Wedding…and Helen Gurley Brown

October 3, 2007 08:14:55 Posted at October 3, 2007 08:14:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

SPOILER!!! Look away if you can’t handle!!! It’s not the dress and it’s not the feather. On someone softer, on someone with some vavoom, on someone who could at least fill out the bust… it’s all good. However, with her horse face and the witch boil on her chin and the veins and the arms and the garish red lips, it’s now become a Drag Queen Wedding mixed in with a little bit o’ Helen Gurley Brown, former editor of Cosmopolitan. Full Story

See It For the Wardrobe

September 21, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at September 21, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sarah Jessica Parker on set today in NYC. At this rate, we already know half the plot of the new Sex & The City movie, especially since photos from the set are being released every day. So far, not so imaginative. Charlotte has been seen in a polka dot maternity dress arguing with Big. If she does actually get pregnant I think I will throw up. Full Story

Don’t Disturb the Dead

September 19, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at September 19, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The girls getting together for weekend brunch. It was the perfect ending to a perfect show. So why raise the dead after a peaceful death? Already know what Charlotte’s Chinese baby looks like. Have seen Samantha’s breasts too many times to count. And if Lucy Liu’s wardrobe is any indication, Patricia Field has exhausted all of her creative ability… And still they are persisting with the movie version of Sex & the City. Full Story

How ‘Bout Her Veins?

July 31, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 31, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

SJP (looking – ahem – tired???) threw a garden party the other day in conjunction with Elle Magazine illustrating inadvertently why, once and for all, they should leave well enough alone. Sex and the City ended brilliantly. Perfectly. So other than gouging more money out of an already sated public, what really would be the point of a movie? As for SJP’s rather veiny arms – veiny like Angelina Jolie - will SJP be accused of an eating disorder? Or heroin addiction? No of course not. Full Story

Booty Call 101: Clooney vs Pip

June 19, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 19, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After gallivanting with Cam at her best across Europe last week, Justin Timberlake evidently needed a booty call. Enter Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Problem is, he was just quoted in a tabloid calling her clingy. And her publicist probably didn’t appreciate that. Which is probably why the Pip sent for her and backtracked on his “step off” stance from last week, inviting her to join him in Stockholm for the Swedish leg of his tour, bringing her on his private plane, joined also by his best friend and his mum… not unlike George Clooney. Full Story

The Daily Little: SJP

April 10, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 10, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At an event honouring Diane Keaton last night. All over her hair and the eyes look rather…refreshed, non? But the dress. Can’t say I’m down with the dress. A bit prom on the skirt non? And the cut, perhaps not on someone so short? Just makes her look even littler, I think. And if you’re not tall either, save it with your protest email – I’m height challenged as well. Full Story

SJP in Blue

March 22, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 22, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At an event earlier this week. The blue? Love. My current favourite colour and this dress rocks. Something tells me though that it’s far from $10, unlike the pieces in her Bitten line due out later this year, all designed by Sarah Jessica Parker the “style icon”. Does repeating it over and over again make it true? Please. Full Story

SJP: Style Icon on a Budget

March 14, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 14, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Even cheaper than Stella for H&M and Kate for Topshop, SJP’s line of clothing is called Bitten, on sale later this year at Steve & Barry’s – word is nothing over $20. Said Sarah: “Fashion is not a luxury. It’s a right”. Right. In her case, fashion is apparently also a rip-off. As in a fraud. Full Story

SJP: Dandy and her hands

February 13, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 13, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Looking lovely at the Writer’s Guild event on Sunday night…if not a little gaunt. And that might as well be Sanford Blatch she’s married too, non? Obviously not Sanford, but don’t tell me Matthew isn’t as much of a Dandy…or more. From one faghag to another, you know it when you see it… And then her hands. Full Story

Most Appropriate: SJP

January 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The normally obsequious, over-extra, fawning, cloying Sarah Jessica Parker was replaced tonight but a beautifully understated and appropriately attired SJP. Not a nominee, not in contention, I love that for once she decided to downplay the desperation – baby breath voice kept in check, leaving the tail wagging, panting, “pick me pick me” pandering to Sienna Miller. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: SJP

January 10, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 10, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hell has frozen over, yes? In one column I’ve managed to say lovely things about Jennifer Aniston, Cameron Diaz, and now Sarah Jessica Parker. …Tha f*ck? Objectively though, can’t deny it – SJP at the NBR Gala last night in red, not for everyone but definitely for her, the most fabulous shoes and an even better coat. Full Story