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Dandy and his Dog…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2008 00:00:00 February 18, 2008 00:00:00

And his turned out feet. This of course is maybe gaybe Matthew Broderick, husband of Sarah Jessica Parker, out with the dog in matching trousers. I had a boss who walked like this, waving a pinky in the air with spittle collecting at the corner of his mouth and he had a thing for young Asian boys. We called him a Rice Queen. Full Story

All About the Clothes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2008 00:00:00 January 25, 2008 00:00:00

SJP fluttered about NYC yesterday for a print shoot in support of the upcoming Sex & the City movie. Michael K at, always with a flair for description, called that blue wrap the “world’s biggest scrunchie”. Clever bitch. Full Story

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They Say…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2007 00:00:00 December 7, 2007 00:00:00

Nothing lasts forever… These are opening words from the new Sex & The City movie teaser released just yesterday. If you’ve yet to see it, click here. But if nothing lasts forever, why is Carrie still doing voice-overs? As you would expect, the teaser offers nothing in the way of plot reveal but does of course provide the opportunity to showcase many of Carrie’s new ensembles, photos of which have already been released by the paparazzi, thereby taking away the only reason to see the film and rendering the entire project completely obsolete. Full Story

Angelina Ages

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2007 07:59:54 October 16, 2007 07:59:54

The Family Pitt left NYC last week to return to LA where Angelina will be shooting The Changeling directed by Clint Eastwood. Check out Angie in costume wearing a very cute outfit and shoes but looking pretty old which could be just the character requirement but the gauntness of her face doesn’t help either. Full Story

Thug Charlotte

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2007 09:45:32 October 15, 2007 09:45:32

Sex & The City spoiler alert – look away if you wish although really, who gives a sh-t about the plot? The girls were back on the streets shooting Carrie’s supposed wedding scene the other day – as you can see, SJP looks like a drag queen again in a dress that is 2 sizes too big in the breast. Full Story

So Far the Favourite

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 13:34:23 October 10, 2007 13:34:23

And soooo much better than that drag queen wedding dress from last week. SPOILER - LOOK AWAY IF YOU MUST!!! Turns out that scene was apparently from a dream sequence so the initial character assumption that Carrie is not the marrying kind is intact. Full Story

Tranny, Horse, Wedding…and Helen Gurley Brown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2007 08:14:55 October 3, 2007 08:14:55

SPOILER!!! Look away if you can’t handle!!! It’s not the dress and it’s not the feather. On someone softer, on someone with some vavoom, on someone who could at least fill out the bust… it’s all good. However, with her horse face and the witch boil on her chin and the veins and the arms and the garish red lips, it’s now become a Drag Queen Wedding mixed in with a little bit o’ Helen Gurley Brown, former editor of Cosmopolitan. Full Story

See It For the Wardrobe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2007 00:00:00 September 21, 2007 00:00:00

Sarah Jessica Parker on set today in NYC. At this rate, we already know half the plot of the new Sex & The City movie, especially since photos from the set are being released every day. So far, not so imaginative. Charlotte has been seen in a polka dot maternity dress arguing with Big. If she does actually get pregnant I think I will throw up. Full Story

Don’t Disturb the Dead

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2007 00:00:00 September 19, 2007 00:00:00

The girls getting together for weekend brunch. It was the perfect ending to a perfect show. So why raise the dead after a peaceful death? Already know what Charlotte’s Chinese baby looks like. Have seen Samantha’s breasts too many times to count. And if Lucy Liu’s wardrobe is any indication, Patricia Field has exhausted all of her creative ability… And still they are persisting with the movie version of Sex & the City. Full Story

How ‘Bout Her Veins?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2007 12:00:00 July 31, 2007 12:00:00

SJP (looking – ahem – tired???) threw a garden party the other day in conjunction with Elle Magazine illustrating inadvertently why, once and for all, they should leave well enough alone. Sex and the City ended brilliantly. Perfectly. So other than gouging more money out of an already sated public, what really would be the point of a movie? As for SJP’s rather veiny arms – veiny like Angelina Jolie - will SJP be accused of an eating disorder? Or heroin addiction? No of course not. Full Story

Booty Call 101: Clooney vs Pip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2007 00:00:00 June 19, 2007 00:00:00

After gallivanting with Cam at her best across Europe last week, Justin Timberlake evidently needed a booty call. Enter Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Problem is, he was just quoted in a tabloid calling her clingy. And her publicist probably didn’t appreciate that. Which is probably why the Pip sent for her and backtracked on his “step off” stance from last week, inviting her to join him in Stockholm for the Swedish leg of his tour, bringing her on his private plane, joined also by his best friend and his mum… not unlike George Clooney. Full Story