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The Devil Wears Prada EXCLUSIVE Giveaway!!!

December 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This one is good…so you’re gonna have to earn it. The Devil Wears Prada DVD comes out next week on December 12th. I have 5 copies to give away and… The Bag. The bag Andy wears to the James Holt party, the one “James” designed, where she meets Christian, played by Simon Baker. In reality, the bag was designed by Patricia Field, the real style genius behind Sex & The City- contrary to popular MiniVan Majority belief, that honour does NOT belong to Sarah Jessica Parker. Full Story

Eva Longoria: too busy, too orange

October 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Paris the other day - overtanned, overaccessorised, totally overrated, and apparently back together with Tony Parker...thank Goddess. I have no idea if she cheated with Mario Lopez but if she did, this broad is dumber than I thought, although she and Jessica Simpson are both coiffed by Ken Paves so I suppose it"s no coincidence? But seriously. Full Story

Pro-love for SJP

October 5, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 5, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don"t lose my sh*t over SJP as a "fashion icon", primarily because Patricia Field is the true fashion icon while SJP just wants really, really, really badly for you to *think* she"s one. But tonight in NYC, on the red carpet for A Chorus Line - I think this is the best, best, best I"ve ever seen her. Full Story

Being nice to SJP

July 12, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 12, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So I still think she tries waaaay, way to hard and that irritating baby breathy voice grates on my last frickin" nerve and please don’t undermine Patricia Field by insisting that horse face witch boil is a style icon all by herself … but you know what? Maybe it"s because I"ve only a limited amount of hate juice, maybe it"s because I"ve used it all on Tori Spelling. Full Story

Thursday, June 29, 2006
Dear gossips, There are two women in television that you absolutely do NOT cross: Oprah and Barbara, no last names required. Which means Star Jones is digging herself a big ass hole. And that"s all I care to say on the matter because let"s face it, if we wanted to discuss women who marry dandy panties and grow a serious case of blue poon in the process, I"d much rather focus on Nicole Kidman and Sarah Jessica Parker... agreed? Besides, we have more important battles to wage. Like Tori Spelling. Bitch is bringing down some serious heavenly karma on her concrete tits. Neglecting her father AND badmouthing her own mother? Can you hear the skies rumbling? I"m surprised she hasn"t been struck down by lightning yet. And if were her, I"d be careful, because if you"re not even good enough for lightning, there"s no telling what kind of plague the gods are designing especially for her brand of filial betrayal. In today"s issue: Tori vs. her mother, Nicole and Keith and the honeymoon diaries, Britney and Kevin and their stolen family portraits, Richie, Lohan and how eating helps, and did you know David Duchovny is a hot, hot dad???

The Daily Boring: Surprise! It"s Jennifer Aniston!

June 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ok so here"s the thing. I think this is a lovely, sexy, exciting dress. Black, yes. But it is original and interesting and I really, really wish she could have worked it. Because - aside from the fact that the sun damage is getting kind of alarming - Jennifer Aniston looks nice. And when I say nice, I mean "good enough". Full Story

The MTV Movie Awards

June 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I know this might sound obvious but MTV is not the Oscars. You know that. I know that. But Jessica Alba doesn’t know it and this assy classy makeover is making her look about as interesting as Sarah Michelle Gellar’s career. Translation – Not. There is no point in being that beautiful if you’re not going to let yourself sizzle. Full Story

Ego Calgary Magazine

May 29, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 29, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I"m flattered to be profiled in this month"s issue of Ego Calgary in the "People You Should Know" section. The magazine is on sale in Calgary now and you can also check it out online at My thanks to Malwina for the article and to Dean Sanderson Full Story

Most Predictable – Sarah Jessica Parker

January 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Strapless dress, hair swept back into a big bun, light lips, baby doll voice, nerve-grating giggle giggle, and dandy pandy husband. Who am I??? Yes, gossips. It’s SJP in yet another lovely but played out number. No, it’s not offensive, per se. And yes, I’m happy she didn’t reek of desperation like she has in past years but still…for someone who is always being hailed as Little Lady Couture, you’d think she’d show a tad more imagination. Full Story

The SJP Award for Most Desperate: Kate Beckinsale

January 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Once upon a time, Sarah Jessica used to arrive at these awards shows screaming – please, please look at me. Please, please pick me! Pick me for best dressed. Pick me please!! These days however, the dubious honour has passed to Kate Beckinsale who wanted to be noticed so badly I could smell it from my television set thousands of miles away. Full Story