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The Daily Little: SJP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

At an event honouring Diane Keaton last night. All over her hair and the eyes look rather…refreshed, non? But the dress. Can’t say I’m down with the dress. A bit prom on the skirt non? And the cut, perhaps not on someone so short? Just makes her look even littler, I think. And if you’re not tall either, save it with your protest email – I’m height challenged as well. Full Story

SJP in Blue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2007 12:00:00 March 22, 2007 12:00:00

At an event earlier this week. The blue? Love. My current favourite colour and this dress rocks. Something tells me though that it’s far from $10, unlike the pieces in her Bitten line due out later this year, all designed by Sarah Jessica Parker the “style icon”. Does repeating it over and over again make it true? Please. Full Story

SJP: Style Icon on a Budget

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2007 12:00:00 March 14, 2007 12:00:00

Even cheaper than Stella for H&M and Kate for Topshop, SJP’s line of clothing is called Bitten, on sale later this year at Steve & Barry’s – word is nothing over $20. Said Sarah: “Fashion is not a luxury. It’s a right”. Right. In her case, fashion is apparently also a rip-off. As in a fraud. Full Story

SJP: Dandy and her hands

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2007 12:00:00 February 13, 2007 12:00:00

Looking lovely at the Writer’s Guild event on Sunday night…if not a little gaunt. And that might as well be Sanford Blatch she’s married too, non? Obviously not Sanford, but don’t tell me Matthew isn’t as much of a Dandy…or more. From one faghag to another, you know it when you see it… And then her hands. Full Story

Most Appropriate: SJP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2007 12:00:00 January 16, 2007 12:00:00

The normally obsequious, over-extra, fawning, cloying Sarah Jessica Parker was replaced tonight but a beautifully understated and appropriately attired SJP. Not a nominee, not in contention, I love that for once she decided to downplay the desperation – baby breath voice kept in check, leaving the tail wagging, panting, “pick me pick me” pandering to Sienna Miller. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: SJP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2007 12:00:00 January 10, 2007 12:00:00

Hell has frozen over, yes? In one column I’ve managed to say lovely things about Jennifer Aniston, Cameron Diaz, and now Sarah Jessica Parker. …Tha f*ck? Objectively though, can’t deny it – SJP at the NBR Gala last night in red, not for everyone but definitely for her, the most fabulous shoes and an even better coat. Full Story

The Devil Wears Prada EXCLUSIVE Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

This one is good…so you’re gonna have to earn it. The Devil Wears Prada DVD comes out next week on December 12th. I have 5 copies to give away and… The Bag. The bag Andy wears to the James Holt party, the one “James” designed, where she meets Christian, played by Simon Baker. In reality, the bag was designed by Patricia Field, the real style genius behind Sex & The City- contrary to popular MiniVan Majority belief, that honour does NOT belong to Sarah Jessica Parker. Full Story

Eva Longoria: too busy, too orange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2006 12:00:00 October 13, 2006 12:00:00

In Paris the other day - overtanned, overaccessorised, totally overrated, and apparently back together with Tony Parker...thank Goddess. I have no idea if she cheated with Mario Lopez but if she did, this broad is dumber than I thought, although she and Jessica Simpson are both coiffed by Ken Paves so I suppose it"s no coincidence? But seriously. Full Story

Pro-love for SJP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2006 12:00:00 October 5, 2006 12:00:00

I don"t lose my sh*t over SJP as a "fashion icon", primarily because Patricia Field is the true fashion icon while SJP just wants really, really, really badly for you to *think* she"s one. But tonight in NYC, on the red carpet for A Chorus Line - I think this is the best, best, best I"ve ever seen her. Full Story

Being nice to SJP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2006 12:00:00 July 12, 2006 12:00:00

So I still think she tries waaaay, way to hard and that irritating baby breathy voice grates on my last frickin" nerve and please don’t undermine Patricia Field by insisting that horse face witch boil is a style icon all by herself … but you know what? Maybe it"s because I"ve only a limited amount of hate juice, maybe it"s because I"ve used it all on Tori Spelling. Full Story

Thursday, June 29, 2006
Dear gossips, There are two women in television that you absolutely do NOT cross: Oprah and Barbara, no last names required. Which means Star Jones is digging herself a big ass hole. And that"s all I care to say on the matter because let"s face it, if we wanted to discuss women who marry dandy panties and grow a serious case of blue poon in the process, I"d much rather focus on Nicole Kidman and Sarah Jessica Parker... agreed? Besides, we have more important battles to wage. Like Tori Spelling. Bitch is bringing down some serious heavenly karma on her concrete tits. Neglecting her father AND badmouthing her own mother? Can you hear the skies rumbling? I"m surprised she hasn"t been struck down by lightning yet. And if were her, I"d be careful, because if you"re not even good enough for lightning, there"s no telling what kind of plague the gods are designing especially for her brand of filial betrayal. In today"s issue: Tori vs. her mother, Nicole and Keith and the honeymoon diaries, Britney and Kevin and their stolen family portraits, Richie, Lohan and how eating helps, and did you know David Duchovny is a hot, hot dad???