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Never waste a great hair day

October 13, 2010 12:42:53 Posted at October 13, 2010 12:42:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It just might be her best physical feature: Sarah Jessica Parker’s hair. I love it. I want it. She has hair that can literally be anything. At least all the things that I’ve always wanted hair to be. This is SJP walking her kid to school today in an amazing blue coat, a purple scarf, a striped dress, and black open toe booties. Full Story

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But what do you mean by “value”?

September 2, 2010 08:38:52 Posted at September 2, 2010 08:38:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah I have a friend who’s so rich he has no money. His bank statements reflect an amount he can never access. Where I could go into my bank and walk out with a check for my net worth, JJ would probably cripple Wall Street for a couple days if he tried a similar move. Full Story

Take refuge among Hello Kitties

June 1, 2010 09:46:54 Posted at June 1, 2010 09:46:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

SJP and co left the States just in time to escape critical evisceration of their movie and the uncomfortable reality of a tepid box office. As noted in today’s open, Sex & the City 2 is one of the worst reviewed movies of the year. But not for the Hello Kitties. My people, we Asians, we are major consumers of designer goods, perhaps part of the reason why luxury is no longer luxury. Full Story

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We can all relate to SJP

May 28, 2010 11:57:12 Posted at May 28, 2010 11:57:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well can't we? This is what they try to sell us on, isn't it? I read an article recently where she said that she eats whenever she wants and whatever she wants because life is too short for deprivation and she couldn't imagine existing without the joy of food. Some sh-t like that. So here's the relatable, food-enjoying Sarah Jessica Parker, the morning after the UK premiere of Sex & the City 2, arriving at the Alexander McQueen offices today in London in jeans and heels showing off her relatable, food-enjoying legs. Full Story

Sex & Headgear

May 27, 2010 11:53:09 Posted at May 27, 2010 11:53:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I am angry about Sex & the City 2 right now but what SJP is doing on the carpet tonight in London for the premiere is pretty f-cking amazing. If it’s anywhere you want to do this, it’s obviously in England. Definitely spectacular. So of course there are more photos of her than of the other girls. Full Story

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Sex & the City 2

May 26, 2010 09:29:53 Posted at May 26, 2010 09:29:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Major spoilers ahead. You’ve been warned. I have a friend who told me: Never see a movie featuring white people on camels unless it’s an historical drama. Word. Oh but you will go see SATC2 anyway. Even though it’s getting annihilated by critics, even though I’m about to annihilate it here, you will see it for the Dress Porn, which is fine, if that’s all that the film is declaring itself to be. Full Story

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2.5 hours of fashion porn

May 25, 2010 14:39:00 Posted at May 25, 2010 14:39:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I went to a 10am press screening this morning for Sex & the City. A full review will come tomorrow. But it was 2 hours and 20 minutes. Of fashion porn. And if that’s what you’re after, to see nice dresses and obnoxious head gear, and flipping through a magazine doesn’t satisfy that for you, by all means, giv’er. Full Story

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Dialogue not important

May 18, 2010 11:01:03 Posted at May 18, 2010 11:01:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Of course it isn’t. Sex & the City the tv show cared about writing and story. Sex & the City the movies serve only one purpose: Dress Porn. If Carrie is wearing an amazing pair of shoes who gives a sh-t if what’s happening around her makes no sense. So it doesn’t seem like they even tried. Full Story

MET Best Hair: SJP

May 4, 2010 11:36:15 Posted at May 4, 2010 11:36:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She does a hair flower better than anyone else. I want to do a hair flower one day. But mine is so slippery the flower wouldn’t stay. And I’d keep cocking my head to one said and my neck would crick. Fashion, so often, is about suffering. It really really is. Sarah Jessica Parker wore Halston because, like, she “designs” for the line now. Full Story

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SJP green ballet

April 30, 2010 11:02:02 Posted at April 30, 2010 11:02:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sarah Jessica Parker attended the New York City Ballet spring opening last night. Love the jacket over the dress. Love. But... she is deathly thin right now, non? Like more so than usual. Perhaps it’s the stress of running after two babies and a preschooler. I’ll say it again though – she’s never slammed for her veins and her emaciated frame. Full Story

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