Sarah Silverman Forever
“In a couple of days, Paris Hilton is going to jail. The judge says it’s going to be a no-frills things. That is ridiculous. She is going to get special treatment. For instance, to make her more comfortable in jail, I heard the guards were going to paint the bars like penises. I know, I think it’s wrong, too. I think she’s going to chip her tooth on those things.”
Do you love, it do you love it?
Thunderous applause, camera pans to Ebola, she looks like she’s about to cry…which is why, even if she gets sprung after only a few days or even hours, it was all worth it gossips. It was ALL worth it.
God save Sarah Silverman. Praise Thetan, ah-Xenu.