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The Daily Ugly: SJP

I can't tell you how long I've been waiting for this one. Sarah Jessica Parker, with that broomstick nose and matching chin boil, the 'I eat SO much but I can't gain weight! Oh boo hoo!' body and the nails on chalkboard, googoo gaga baby voice, is supposedly one of the most fashionable women in Hollywood. Um. My ass she is. Take a look at SJP and her ginormous head, at the NYC premiere of Matthew's 'Odd Couple' tonight, hellbent on making her diminutive body seem even smaller, and matching her dandy pandy husband with an appropriately opposing dose of androgen herself. Sarah Jessica is the Daily Ugly. And it's about time…

Posted on Thursday, October 27, 2005