SJP goes brown
I didn’t think the girl could get any uglier but apparently I was wrong. Because when you turn the hair brown, the witch features become even more pronounced. Especially that boil on her chin. Maybe that’s what she speaks in that affected, ridiculous baby whisper. Could it be a valiant attempt to offset the ghoulish facial features? Oh wait. Here comes yet another wave of pity. Is it time to be more charitable to poor Sarah Jessica considering that it must suck hard to be so unfortunate looking? Indeed. Another new leaf gossips. I will try to be kind. After all, I’m sure she isn’t a cheap, freeloading, stingy bitch ALL the time.
