Best Red – Scarlet Johansson
January 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2006 12:00:00
Well hello ScarJo! I didn’t particularly love the hair, but let’s be honest, y’all. Were you really looking at her hair? On an evening when almost every actress was competing for best bony clavicle, how refreshing was it when Scarlett showed up all tits and ass and not much else? I’m telling you, I look at this girl and my mouth starts to water. She is so head and shoulders above her peers for me that I’m actually thinking of checking out Match Point and tolerating Jonathan Rhys Meyers just to satisfy my new hot girl crush.