Shelfy is always behind

October 28, 2009 07:29:13 Posted at October 28, 2009 07:29:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Biel was in New York a couple of weeks ago supposedly attending a Broadway workshop trying to angle for a part in a future Broadway production for Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown.

Oh Shelfy. Always a wannabe, always behind.

Because while Shelfy is still TRYING, Scarjo has already confirmed.

Scarlett Johansson and Liev Schreiber will headline Arthur Miller’s A View From The Bridge with previews beginning December 28th and opening January 24th. Scarlett, you’ll recall, was linked with Justin Timberlake following his break from Cameron Diaz. Rumour has it Shelfy went from party to party to find a way into Pippy’s circle, was briefly thwarted by Scarjo, who had no patience for JT’s ego, and ceded him to the Shelf.

Shelfy has referenced Scarlett before when positing that she deserves to be side by side with her among the “top tier of girls”.


On Broadway as on film, Jessica Biel is STILL lagging behind the Top Tier of Girls. And she’s STILL not invited to be among the Top Tier of Girls.

Some good news?

Well, she still is Justin’s girlfriend. At least in presentation.

JT however is no longer in Vancouver. Or in North America. Word is (thanks Caroline V!) he’s in Paris with his boys. Justin is opening his first William Rast store in LA next week. Jessica desperately wants to be there.

This is Scarlett at a Moet event last week. And Biel in New York a couple of weeks ago.

Photos from and MARIO MAGNANI/

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