Blake plays Scarjo too?

December 2, 2011 18:24:48 Posted at December 2, 2011 18:24:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How did she DO that?

I have loved saying this for the last 6 months. 2011 was the year Blake Lively showed us her game. And she balled over Leonardo DiCaprio in the process. Blake moved on from Leo of course with Ryan Reynolds who used to be married to Scarlett Johansson.

It’s not the first time the two have clashed.

Last year, you’ll recall, Scarjo was supposedly the favourite to play the lead in Gravity. Then Blake started making Green Lantern with Ryan and suddenly Blake was auditioning too, and somehow that was leaked online, and pretty soon Scarjo wasn’t the frontrunner anymore, and eventually they “went in a different direction” and gave it to Sandra Bullock. All this on top of the fact that, while shooting Green Lantern in New Orleans, Blake would invite Ryan to cooking classes with her - fried green tomatoes was one of them.

It’s been almost exactly a year now since Scarjo and Ryan announced their separation. While Scarjo embarrassed herself with Sean Penn, Ryan had a brief dealing with Charlize Theron before finally giving in to Blake’s charms and legs this fall.

Guess who’s jealous?

According to Us Weekly, it’s the ex-wife:

"Scarlett is pissed that (Ryan’s) not under her spell anymore. She realized what a great catch Ryan was. Ryan would have gotten back with her. He was so totally in love but then she flaunted Sean right after their split, and he was done. Things are great for (Blake and Ryan. They haven't had a fight yet!"

In other words:

Scarjo’s bitter and single while Blake glows in Ryan’s bed.

How does she keep DOing that???

Can you appreciate the cleverness in this totally planted pro-Blake story? She throws it in there, for balance, that Ryan did want to get back together with Scarlett, then shat on Scarjo’s face with a reminder, to everyone, that she was stroking Sean Penn’s cock with her foot in a restaurant, and finally, Blake closed it out with herself in the starring role at the very end as the perfect drama-free girlfriend with a bright smile...


This girl is PRO.

The only other celebrity who’s played us more this year was Charlie Sheen.

Here’s Blake, carefree and sunny, in New York on the set of Gossip Girl yesterday.

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