Scarjo’s romantic stroll
Scarlett Johansson was photographed arm in arm, hand in hand with some dude yesterday. The British tabloids are speculating he might be one of theirs based on...well...nothing really, only that she may be interested in moving to London which her reps have reportedly refuted.
Whoever he is, he’s not famous in the way of Page Six and Us Weekly.
As for whether or not he’s actually her new lover...
I mean I get it by the way they’re holding each other why you’d come to that conclusion but this kind of behaviour...it’s just so not Scarjo. Scarjo knows when she’s getting papped. She knows. And she is also famously, famously allergic to photographers, to having her private life splashed around. For her to demonstrate this kind of outward affection, it’s a new play.
A new play inspired by her ex-husband and Blake Lively?
Look, Blake Lively might be all mumbles and legs, but that girl is HOT. Really, really hot. This guy? I’m just saying this guy isn’t the aesthetic equivalent of Blake Lively. But then again, remember, as we learned from the Sean Penn Episode, Scarjo gets off on “art”. Maybe there’s a canvas somewhere in his apartment. Maybe he’s her Arthur Miller. Maybe he’s her Leonard Cohen.
I will refrain from commentary on his cap.