Scarlett is f-cking everyone

January 27, 2011 09:44:09 Posted at January 27, 2011 09:44:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Unfortunately this is the new reality for Scarlett Johansson. That every time she goes out with a friend, talks to someone at a party, works with another actor, it will mean that she’s f-cking him. When girls like Scarlett are single, bad gossip rates go way up.

Earlier this week, Scarjo was linked to Saturday Night Live’s Jason Sudeikis, now that he’s no longer dating January Jones. I don’t buy it. He’s a funny guy, sure. But Scarlett isn’t like Drew Barrymore. Scarlett has a certain aesthetic standard when it comes to her boyfriends and husbands.

Speaking of Drew…

Scarlett was seen yesterday leaving a concert last night in LA with Justin Long. Now the paps are trying to suggest they’re doing it. Please. There’s only one upside to Scarlett and Justin Long and that’s the girlsh-t that will inevitably be a consequence of it. As in Drew vs Scarlett. Remember when Justin Timberlake broke up with Drew’s old bff Cammie D and was messing around with Scarjo for a while? Now Drew is with another Justin who may or may not be messing around with Scarjo too? It’s too good to be true.


Photos from Flynetonline.com

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