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The Thinnification of Scarlett Johansson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2009 07:04:55 March 26, 2009 07:04:55

Et tu Scarje? Scarlett Johansson was in London the other night at a Moet & Chandon event. She’s their new spokesperson. As you can see, she’s still on with the dark hair and the red lips but now apparently there is a weight loss objective. Scarjo turned heads with her new “very slim” frame, and was overheard talking to Thandie Newton about a “rigid diet”. Full Story

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Thoughts on the Dark Scarlett

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2009 08:03:42 March 3, 2009 08:03:42

As you may have heard, Scarlett Johansson was just named the new face of D&G. She’s been in Milan with the designers during fashion week and was flanked by them at the Extreme Beauty in Vogue party last night. This dress is exquisite. And perfect for her. Do you like the dark hair, pale skin, and red lips? Depends on the light, I guess. Full Story

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Celebrity Dumbass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2009 12:26:44 February 10, 2009 12:26:44

This could be a daily feature. Today’s installment includes Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, and Scarlett Johansson. Let’s start with the sanctimonious husband and wife. Ashton has taken to Twitter and posted a video on his page that is supposed to illustrate how difficult it is to “navigate” through the sea of paps waiting to harass them at the airport yesterday en route to Germany. Full Story

Table for 2?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2009 06:53:19 February 3, 2009 06:53:19

Date tonight? How about Chinese? Maybe Thai? This is your hostess. She’s called brunette Scarlett Johansson. “Tay-bow faw toooo?” Hate eating at places like that. And hate Scarlett’s styling last night at He’s Just Not That Into You. Not necessarily the dress. The dress I love. Full Story

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Please.Make.Her.Stop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2009 15:08:02 January 28, 2009 15:08:02

No.NO.NOOOOOOOOOOOO. F-cking Scarlett Johansson. Yeah. Her. Like it wasn’t enough that she put out a Tom Waits cover album last year. Now…now she’s covering Jeff Buckley. I just… I can’t… Am not being facetious, this made me want to cry. And I’m not a weeper. Full Story

Demure Scarlett stands for peace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2008 08:54:11 December 11, 2008 08:54:11

Scarjo attended the 2008 Nobel Peace Prize concert press conference today in Oslo alongside Michael Caine and, in keeping with her recent wifely trend, looked demure and serious and, as always, totally gorgeous. She’s only 2 years older than Lindsay Lohan. Still I can’t imagine Lindsay Lohan like Scarlett Johansson in two years. Full Story

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Wholesome and wifely

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2008 13:44:08 December 8, 2008 13:44:08

Scarlett Johansson with Eva Mendes and Samuel L Jackson in Berlin promoting The Spirit. Like… where’s the bombshell sexpot? Scarjo is married now. So the girls get tucked in. Instead, she’s going for wholesome even though she plays a femme fatale in the film due out Christmas Day. Full Story

Strawberry Scarlett

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2008 08:57:50 December 2, 2008 08:57:50

Scarlett Johansson replacing her famous blonde hair with a shade of strawberry today in Madrid at the photocall for her new movie The Spirit. Pretty as hell. Such beautiful skin. And much more conservative now that she’s a wife… Not feeling this jacket. Especially the speckles. They photograph like raindrops. Full Story

Mrs Reynolds and her rack

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2008 07:47:02 November 18, 2008 07:47:02

It’s the first thing you notice, isn’t it? Boobs. Scarlett Johansson on the cover and behind the scenes for the new issue of Allure. Sultry, sexpot, sick crazy body, and … Boobs. During the interview, Scarjo is asked about Lindsay Lohan and the infamous bathroom wall incident – do you remember? A couple of years ago Lilo, coked out of her mind, and hanging out with Kate Moss at the time, scrawled “Scarlett is a bloody c—t” at some club. Full Story

Newlyweds walk separately

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2008 08:12:25 November 6, 2008 08:12:25

Last night at A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Cure Parkinson’s event in New York, both Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds showed up in support of Michael J Fox but walked the carpet separately, refusing to be photographed together publicly, like Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin. And it’s a shame. Full Story

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He Finished

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2008 08:08:20 November 3, 2008 08:08:20

Ryan Reynolds ran the NY Marathon yesterday and finished in 3 hours 50 minutes, faster than he had planned. Ryan entered the race in support of Team Fox for Parkinson’s Research. His father suffers from the disease and Michael J Fox has been a source of inspiration for his family. Full Story