Scarlett Johansson Gossip

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Scarjo Wide Leg

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2007 11:26:25 August 10, 2007 11:26:25

Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz (I think) in Barcelona the other day. Of course she can wear the wide legs. And of course she looks amazing. And this is not a stick insect either. Nor is she an amazon. Thing is, I too am top heavy with an ample rump … and I KNOW those pants wouldn’t fit me like that. Full Story

All Men ...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2007 12:00:00 July 30, 2007 12:00:00

Flock to Scarjo. Justin Timberlake, Ryan Reynolds, Woody Allen wishes, Benicio del Toro in an elevator, and now co-starring with Javier Bardem. Here they are shooting in Spain. I really want them to be doing it…is that pervy?  Full Story

Holding her own…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2007 12:00:00 July 13, 2007 12:00:00

Umbrella. Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh. Sorry. But seriously…are you shocked? A celebrity holding her own umbrella? How often does that happen? Here’s Penelope Cruz looking gorgeous on her way to a photo shoot in NYC battling the rain. Yes…I too love the jeans. Pene has been working on Woody Allen’s latest with Scarlett Johansson. Full Story

Her One Flaw?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2007 12:00:00 July 10, 2007 12:00:00

Seriously… what is her deal with Woody Allen anyway? Scarlett Johansson on location shooting her third movie with the director, looking the hotness per usual. To me, she is perfect. Almost. Perfect body, the most gorgeous face, sizzling and suggestive, and she owns it – unlike so many of her skanky peers, Scarlett seems totally in control of her own sex. Full Story

Ummm…no you’re not

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2007 00:00:00 May 16, 2007 00:00:00

Dream on, punk. Hot is Scarlett Johansson. Hot is Scarlett and Ryan Reynolds turning up the heat on their relationship. Hot is picturing the two of them mashing their two gorgeous bodies together. Hot is NOT Avril Lavigne. And hot is most definitely not Avril Lavigne with her top off on the cover of Blender… Hot? No. Full Story

The Real Deal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2007 00:00:00 May 8, 2007 00:00:00

It’s not photoshop, I’m sorry. It’s not touching up. Scarlett Johansson in person? The real deal…holy sh-t is it the real deal. Skin that glows, the sexiest body – they say the camera adds 10 pounds, that everyone ends up smaller in person and though she’s not large, not by a stretch, she’s also not skinny. Full Story

Monday, April 23, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Am officially obsessed with Scarlett Johansson’s breasts. And trust me…she wants it that way.

Saturday night, Saturday Night Live, Scarjo flounces out for the opening monologue and who the hell cares what happened next? Because if you have eyes, you would have fixated solely on her chest. The photos below don’t do them justice. Squeezed in, pushed out, lifted up – girl has a glorious rack. Seriously glorious, perfectly in tune with her body, it sounds pervy but we were mesmerized. And I’d feel even pervier about it if they weren’t so obviously presented – the celebrity version of strategic product placement: a career greatly enhanced by The Boobs. Of course it also doesn’t hurt that Scarlett Johansson is TOTAL gorgessity. The skin, the body, the hair… I would, gossips. I totally would.

Monday – live blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts.

Yours in gossip,

Pip & Biel Make Sense

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

Pipsqueak and Scarlett Johansson? She’s much too much woman for his undropped balls. But Jessica Biel? Jessica Biel is ideal. Jessica Biel is another TV Girl with a great ass. With ONLY an ass. An ass that has somehow earned her a ticket to the Globes and the Oscars and Paris Fashion Week. But Jessica Biel is by no means an A List Heavyweight. Full Story

Ryan Reynolds: Freedom F*cker?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

Happens to the most hardcore of horndogs – stuck in a longterm relationship, as soon as he springs loose he humps everything in sight. I call it Freedom F&cking and even though he’s rumoured to have strayed occasionally during the Alanis engagement era, Ryan Reynolds is certainly making up for lost time now. Full Story

Chip & Pepper but not Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2007 12:00:00 April 3, 2007 12:00:00

Chip & Pepper, premium denim designers - did you know they were Canadian? Two crazy bitches… they were with us at the Junos, doing fashion commentary for eTalk, are now opening up their own stores, and will be launching their own line for JC Penney – huge, lucrative deal that will add to an already overwhelming workload on top of catering to the likes of Jessica Biel Scarlett Johansson. Full Story

Scarjo’s First Vogue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2007 12:00:00 March 20, 2007 12:00:00

Finally. Although Anna Wintour is probably cutting herself in disgust about putting a curvier girl on her cover. The dark lips? The green dress? Love, love, love. The pose? The fact that her arm is covering her tits? Not so much. But still… it’s Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett denying what went around with Pipsqueak, Scarlett refusing to talk about Josh Hartnett, Scarlett praising that pervy creep Woody Allen, and Woody Allen describing her as CRIMINALLY SEXY. Full Story