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The Real Deal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2007 00:00:00 May 8, 2007 00:00:00

It’s not photoshop, I’m sorry. It’s not touching up. Scarlett Johansson in person? The real deal…holy sh-t is it the real deal. Skin that glows, the sexiest body – they say the camera adds 10 pounds, that everyone ends up smaller in person and though she’s not large, not by a stretch, she’s also not skinny. Full Story

Monday, April 23, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Am officially obsessed with Scarlett Johansson’s breasts. And trust me…she wants it that way.

Saturday night, Saturday Night Live, Scarjo flounces out for the opening monologue and who the hell cares what happened next? Because if you have eyes, you would have fixated solely on her chest. The photos below don’t do them justice. Squeezed in, pushed out, lifted up – girl has a glorious rack. Seriously glorious, perfectly in tune with her body, it sounds pervy but we were mesmerized. And I’d feel even pervier about it if they weren’t so obviously presented – the celebrity version of strategic product placement: a career greatly enhanced by The Boobs. Of course it also doesn’t hurt that Scarlett Johansson is TOTAL gorgessity. The skin, the body, the hair… I would, gossips. I totally would.

Monday – live blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts.

Yours in gossip,

Pip & Biel Make Sense

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

Pipsqueak and Scarlett Johansson? She’s much too much woman for his undropped balls. But Jessica Biel? Jessica Biel is ideal. Jessica Biel is another TV Girl with a great ass. With ONLY an ass. An ass that has somehow earned her a ticket to the Globes and the Oscars and Paris Fashion Week. But Jessica Biel is by no means an A List Heavyweight. Full Story

Ryan Reynolds: Freedom F*cker?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

Happens to the most hardcore of horndogs – stuck in a longterm relationship, as soon as he springs loose he humps everything in sight. I call it Freedom F&cking and even though he’s rumoured to have strayed occasionally during the Alanis engagement era, Ryan Reynolds is certainly making up for lost time now. Full Story

Chip & Pepper but not Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2007 12:00:00 April 3, 2007 12:00:00

Chip & Pepper, premium denim designers - did you know they were Canadian? Two crazy bitches… they were with us at the Junos, doing fashion commentary for eTalk, are now opening up their own stores, and will be launching their own line for JC Penney – huge, lucrative deal that will add to an already overwhelming workload on top of catering to the likes of Jessica Biel Scarlett Johansson. Full Story

Scarjo’s First Vogue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2007 12:00:00 March 20, 2007 12:00:00

Finally. Although Anna Wintour is probably cutting herself in disgust about putting a curvier girl on her cover. The dark lips? The green dress? Love, love, love. The pose? The fact that her arm is covering her tits? Not so much. But still… it’s Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett denying what went around with Pipsqueak, Scarlett refusing to talk about Josh Hartnett, Scarlett praising that pervy creep Woody Allen, and Woody Allen describing her as CRIMINALLY SEXY. Full Story

Pipsqueak is a Whiney Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2007 12:00:00 March 20, 2007 12:00:00

And THIS is why I call him Pipsqueak. New interview with Details, JT moans and groans about his “pop” status, swearing like a grown-up at the critics who’ve incorrectly labeled his music, despite the fact that he is who is he is because he was in a f&cking boyband! And still, he is an “artiste”… right? It’s, like, R&B music he’s up there squeaking to…right? He’s SUCH a manly man with creative integrity…right? Eye roll, please. Full Story

Battle of the Pip-ettes: Scarjo trumps JBiel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

Jessica Biel? Please step off. Justin Pipsqueak saw the light and now, after an interminable two days of the overrated Jessica Biel, Paris Fashion Week has finally been blessed by a True Star: Scarlett Johansson has arrived. Looking every inch the bombshell here at the Louis Vuitton show, a personal guest of Marc Jacobs with a much sexier shorter buzz, Scarlett is giving proper Front Row Fashion Face and subtly telling Jessica Biel to get off her jock. Full Story

Best Black: Scarlett Johansson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2007 12:00:00 February 12, 2007 12:00:00

Please don’t tell me you don’t think she looked un-f&cking-believable last night. Please. Don’t. As for her recent insistence that she and JT are “just friends”… again, Please.Don’t. Scarlett had the esteemed honour of co-presenting the final award of the night. Pip was in the running for Album of the Year. Full Story

Scarjo makes anyone hot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2007 12:00:00 February 9, 2007 12:00:00

You know Pip ain’t my thing. And he’ll never be my thing. But if there’s one occasion where I’m willing to concede he might almost be a man, I’d say it’s the first half of his video for What Goes Around Comes Around with Scarlett Johansson. Not particularly imaginative visually or conceptually but seriously, when she’s on the screen – you really don’t care. Full Story