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Natalie Portman: Becoming Anne Boleyn

November 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you’ve read The Other Boleyn Girl, this photo will probably excite you as much as it excited me. The first production image released from the movie starring Natalie and Scarlett Johansson and just this expression, especially the set of her mouth, in my opinion, captures Anne’s state of mind throughout most of the book – manipulative, nervous, insecure, competitive, maybe a bit too pretty from how I imagined but still a wonderful likeness…I can’t wait to see it, in spite of the fact that they’ve supposedly drastically changed the script, WITH Gregory’s approval. Full Story

Drew Barrymore: hope for Lilo

October 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Total gorgessity at the Sony event for Marie Antoinette the other night, getting better and better every time we see her, and an uncanny physical similarity to Linday Lohan - or vice versa. I"ve noted the parallel before but never on the physical, yet now that you see it side by side, it is undeniable, non? Undeniable and also very promising. Full Story

Brilliant Boleyn Casting

September 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I apologise. I realise this means nothing if you haven’t read The Other Boleyn Girl by Philippa Gregory. But if you haven’t read it, you really should. Because even though it is a stellar cast, you never know what Hollywood’s bound to do to a book adaptation, no matter how tried and true the subject matter. Full Story

Black Eyeliner Battle: Scarjo vs. Withering Kate

September 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Both at fashion week in NYC, both rockin’ great eye makeup. First Kate at Luella Bartley – fantastic ensemble, I’m even down with her Posh-ish bob, and it would have ended up lovely if not for that ubiquitous bulimic jaw, and the “dead for 10 years” expression that goes so well with her skeleton. Full Story

The Lilo and the Ring

September 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So you saw the ring yesterday, many of you have written to ask about the rumoured engagement, especially now that she’s flashing that rock around like she desperately wants you to notice. And THAT is the precisely the point, savvy? I have no inside information to confirm or debunk a proposal. What I do know is that her team is working overtime to put this new “stable” relationship with this new “stable” guy on the cover of every magazine. Full Story

Thawing out for Jessica Simpson

August 9, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 9, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every Wednesday, I do a five minute radio spot on Flow 93.5 in Toronto with Devo Brown. Devo is delightful but he is also delusional and week after week for months now, I have been raggin" on his ass for obsessing over Jessica Simpson - after all, what self respecting man with high classy taste buds would rank her above Scarlett Johansson? And yet he persists, so we fight about it on the air, with him not being able to think of anything but her tits and me begging him to come to the realisation that her true gift lies in her lips and what she does with them when she"s on her knees. Full Story

Worst Dressed: Scarlett Johansson

June 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First of all - she"s dressed for an office party. Second - if "I don"t f&cking care" could be made into a colour, this would be it. This, my friends, is the colour of indifference and disinterest. This is the colour selfish vain brides choose for their bridesmaids so they"ll look like crap next to her on the big day. Full Story

Scarlett Johansson: becoming Cameron Diaz

May 3, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 3, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just when you thought it was ok to fall completely in love with someone, they go and do something so d*ckhead you have to go back to the beginning and reassess your position. Such is the case with Scarlett Johansson. The sign reads: "I"m being harassed by the person taking this picture." Now if it"s one thing I can"t stand about celebrities, it"s when they piss and moan about the way they"re followed around, as if they"ve done nothing to warrant the attention. Full Story

Most Disappointing: Posh Spice

May 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh Vicky. How she let us down. "member what I said yesterday about prom dresses and bridesmaids gowns? Yeah well here"s an example. So many things suck about this choice but in the interest of time, I"ll just name a couple. First of all - it"s a cheap shade of red. It"s like "Valentine"s" red…which is marginally acceptable on Valentine"s Day but certainly NOT acceptable at the Met. Full Story