Scarjo’s jeans

September 24, 2015 17:12:10 Posted at September 24, 2015 17:12:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I saw these new photos of Scarlett Johansson. I wanted to post them and just talk about the jeans. But that would take up all of three lines. And she’s been kinda quiet so I don’t really have any work news to write about. I guess I could google her and find some throwaway story to refer to, like how Wesley Snipes namechecked her in an interview but, to be honest, I don’t give a sh-t.

What I really want to talk about, other than her jeans, is Blake Lively and Woody Allen. Blake is working on Woody’s new film. And I wonder if Scarlett’s all like, yeah, Woody mused me already, like 10 years ago, before Serena even got on the train. Does that make me a bad feminist though?

They front like they’re above it, that it’s the tabloids that stir up the drama and the gossip and the rivalries. But when Josh Brolin’s trash-talking Ryan Gosling’s accent, and Taylor Swift and Katy Perry are subtweeting each other, and the only way to get ahead in that town, dirty Hollywood, is to stab someone in the back, well, is it really that impossible that Scarjo would have that cross her mind?

As for the jeans – I love them and how she’s wearing them so much.

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