Sean Fashionisto - you are not Tom Ford

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2008 09:42:00 June 24, 2008 09:42:00

Sit DOWN Sean Avery!

The most despicable man in hockey spent several weeks interning at Vogue and now reckons he"s Tom Ford.

However, the fashionisto f*cker got all dolled up the other day for an REM concert in head to toe black with a matching pageboy cap and had people snickering that he looked like he"d walked off a JLo video circa 1998. Hee. Sounds like he contracted Kate Beckinsale"s overdressing disease.

Sean is now guest editing Mens Vogue online. And he was rather defensive about the criticism:

“IF YOU FEEL LIKE TEASING THIS HOCKEY PLAYER ABOUT AN OBSESSION OF HIS THAT YOU MIGHT THINK IS A LITTLE UNUSUAL, GO RIGHT AHEAD. JUST KNOW THAT YOU MAY GET YOUR ASS KICKED BY A VERY EXPENSIVE PAIR OF SHOES - AND THAT THEY"LL PROBABLY MATCH BOTH MY BELT AND MY SHIRT.”

Bitch ... please!!!

You are NEVER Tom Ford!!!

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