Sean Fashionisto - you are not Tom Ford
Sit DOWN Sean Avery!
The most despicable man in hockey spent several weeks interning at Vogue and now reckons he's Tom Ford.
However, the fashionisto f*cker got all dolled up the other day for an REM concert in head to toe black with a matching pageboy cap and had people snickering that he looked like he'd walked off a JLo video circa 1998. Hee. Sounds like he contracted Kate Beckinsale's overdressing disease.
Sean is now guest editing Mens Vogue online. And he was rather defensive about the criticism:
“IF YOU FEEL LIKE TEASING THIS HOCKEY PLAYER ABOUT AN OBSESSION OF HIS THAT YOU MIGHT THINK IS A LITTLE UNUSUAL, GO RIGHT AHEAD. JUST KNOW THAT YOU MAY GET YOUR ASS KICKED BY A VERY EXPENSIVE PAIR OF SHOES - AND THAT THEY'LL PROBABLY MATCH BOTH MY BELT AND MY SHIRT.”
Bitch ... please!!!
You are NEVER Tom Ford!!!
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