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Elisha Cuthbert: 3 Strikes

1. She hangs out with Hollywood Ebola

2. That gawdy piece of Chanel tacky ass hanging off her neck at a fashion show last night.

3. Dating that useless prick Sean Avery – the sorriest f*cking excuse for a hockey player, like, ever.

And a bonus…

4. The hair. On her it doesn’t work. Elisha Cuthbert ain’t no Selma Blair. Or Michelle Williams. She is a cute generic blonde from the Mall. Period.

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Posted on Tuesday, March 20, 2007