September 2, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2009 06:40:56 September 2, 2009 06:40:56

A SCREAMING SHOUT-OUT to Angelica from ecstatically proud mom Rebecca – Happy 22nd Birthday! And congratulations on the dream job!

For Alice, the only person I know who could likely run a marathon in stilettos, Congrats on escaping the evil soul-sucking corporate hell and on moving to New York in a few short weeks! Yours in Crumbs and chocolate, the CB Committee.

To Cora leaving today to spend a year studying in Spain – Lily will miss having you right down the hall for gossip sessions. And she’ll never forget the time you rushed the door to discuss those photos of Jesus’s mother.

Happy Belated Birthday Lisa! Per your request – Matthew McConaughey at the beach with his kid on Saturday. Enjoy!

Happy Belated 52nd Birthday to Christine’s mom – Christine didn’t forget! But I was too slow on the post. LOVE this photo of you two on the carpet!

And for Bif who is recovering but also enjoying all the pampering – get well soon. Also sending some smutty love to Bif’s parents: Kim who has been worried sick and Kim’s husband who keeps looking for the CB who can’t control her dog. Good luck with that. And let us know if you need some help. Jacek and I are always read to cuss out an irresponsible owner.

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