September 2, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 2, 2016 14:29:05 Posted at September 2, 2016 14:29:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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"Happy birthday to Angelica from her gossipy friends. This has been a year with a lot of endings, which led to a lot of beginnings: from New York (only person alive who would turn down Hamilton tix) to New Orleans (for Halloween no less!), from a Joker in Jessica Simpson jeggings to a new man who may just be worthy of your greatness, from all the bacon wrapped shrimp at Spring to....all the bacon wrapped shrimp at Spring. You closed the door on one home and what it signified, while being your own bad-ass detective and court liaison along the way to your next adventure. This year also brought you another pudgy, adorable furbaby in the form of Mr. Otis, too many concerts to count (Slayonce was the best, admit it!), an audience with Miss Dita, and that long awaited Spice Girls vinyl and promise of a reunion concert. As we head into another year of TIFF lineups and red carpets, here to herald in your new year are Thor, John Oliver, Jason Momoa, Cary Fukunaga, and Hannibal Buress.”

And for Britt – Happy 30th Birthday! Your best friend Amanda requested for you the “hottest pictures of Matt Damon and Idris Elba”. Have a great birthday long weekend!

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