September 20, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2013 13:36:18 September 20, 2013 13:36:18

Maha! Happy 21st Birthday from your sister Sam! Here are Idris Elba and Tom Hiddleston celebrating the fact that you’re legal now.

“Dearest Hope, it may not be a "milestone" birthday, but I hope you didn't think we were going to let it pass by without giving you a shout out for all the things that make you awesome! For teaching us the ways of the Batch and introducing lust blackout into our lexicon. For recognizing the Man Bracelet of Doom epidemic and calling foul on any other Man Code violations. For staying strong through the naming of a new Doctor (Thankfully Matt is still around until Christmas). For appreciating Amy, Tina and Mindy as the perfect human creatures that they are. For saying nice things about Russell occasionally even though you would need a Haz-mat suit to meet him. For all that and more! We love you and your cold black heart! Xoxo Your pals in Gossip PS Here are some pics of your future second husband, your favourite young bendy thing, and IDRIS!"

And for Linda because it’s been a year – nothing I could say could possibly be more articulate than Jonathan Tropper. It’s a beautiful excerpt you quoted from How To Talk To A Widower. Who says grief can’t be selfish and entirely singular. After all, every relationship is unique. As such, so the way you miss someone. You will miss him forever. The way I see it, that’s how you’ll always know that He Was Here. Take care of yourself this weekend.

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