More profundity from a douchebag groupie

December 9, 2008 14:36:11 Posted at December 9, 2008 14:36:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The UK Daily Mirror is claiming an exclusive with Jennifer Aniston. Take with a grain of salt but let’s run with it for now…

Because the profundity of her profoundness is just too good to ignore.

Apparently she talks about John Mayer.

No. Actually…

She gushes about John Mayer.

"He's a rare one. He is extraordinary and it is wonderful to watch him... the way his brain works and the way he thinks thoughts... it's beautiful."




Really Jennifer Aniston?

Is it tuna or chicken, Jessica Simpson?

Jennifer Aniston, douchebag groupie. Douchie groupie!

There’s more.

"It's an amazing thing to watch a musician think. I don't know many musicians but when his guitar is on him it's just like a channel. It's something I've never ever seen before."

Oh la.

Is this what they call dickmatised?

I couldn’t stomach the rest of the article. Perhaps you’ll have better luck. Click here for more.

Attached – Jennifer at the Marley & Me presser the other day. As usual, fiddling with her hair. Am now tempted to see Marley & Me just to see if she can make it through a scene without fiddling with her hair. Is it possible?

Source ONTD

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