I think I"m in love with Shakira. Can"t get that catchy trumpet from Hips Don"t Lie outta my head. And when I saw her popping that booty and shakin" her thing at the Billboard Latin Music Awards this evening, I think my inner dyke woke up from a long long sleep. The girl is FOINE. Cutest face ever too. Is she single? I"d like to see Shakira grind her spicy self all over Nick Lachey. Bet you Jessica Simpson would jump up her own ass if that ever happened.